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All of TK May Bow Down To Their Master

Big Dick McGee said:
That's not the pic me & LG & Mandi are talking about. We've seen his "real face", and we agree, he should be required to wear clown makeup at all times while in public.

Or at least a paper bag.

Where did this PM ogiginate from? As in, trailing back to whom?
 
SaintLucifer said:
Alright! Gather round my children! I have proven myself to be your SUPERIOR so please see fit to bow down before your new Master. I have PWned everyone in this site and badly, to the point those who host my gorgeous artwork have received complaints from you all thus forcing them to remove my images. This is called being SEVERELY PWNED and you know it. I doubt if this has ever happened before. I have toasted everyone in here. I have made MESSENGER cry with my Michael Jackson mockery of him. He literally screamed at those who hosted my image mocking him. *ROTFLMAO*.

WHO DA MAN?? WHO DAT? DAT BE SAINTLUCIFER! DAT WHO!!

Fellow trolls, I believe we are witnessing another meltdown.....
 
*ROTFLMAO*

Damn. I have angered even more people than I had first suspected. Upon reviewing this thread, it seems someone is pretending to have my picture. Odd since it has NEVER been placed on the internet. Wonder which image everyone is pretending is me??? Someone said something about a hairy back. Hilarious since I have not a single strand of hair upon my back. Another mentioned something about a beard. Never had one in my entire life. *ROTFLMAO*. Out of curiousity, this pic everyone is sharing *ROTFLMAO @ individuals sharing a pic of a total stranger - poor fucker is going to wonder why his pic is all over the internet, now we see another reason why I never post my pic on the internet* what colour are that individual's eyes and hair? Just wondering. Oddly enough upon sensing the desperation within this site, I knew someone was going to do and say something stupid. Oh, by the way I checked with the pic-hosting site where I tend to post my animated images. I was right. The complaint did in fact come from this site. I am absolutely 100% positive it was MESSENGER because those from the site claimed it was 'personal abuse'. Poor MESSENGER. I bet he was crying when he typed in the complaint. *ROTFLMAO :laugh:* I told you all that you were in the minor leagues in comparison to myself. Blog? What blog?? Hmm. I have no doubt there is no 'pic' as everyone claims. This is a diversion tactic used for the sake of the others in order to distract from the fact I have OWNED this entire site for the past week. I command you all to bow down before me. I slapped you all silly and you know it. I have proven to be your BETTER. Come on now. Get to bowing down. Love that avatar. Jealousy perhaps?
 
Hair? What hair? And who said anything about back hair?

I have no doubt that the picture is you. I'll give you that you never said you weren't vomit inducingly ugly but damn, those who live in hideous glass houses should not throw stones.

Edit:Oh, you do have hair. It maybe sandy blonde, it could be a little darker than sandy blonde and I can't see your eyes. I will say this, do you have dentists and orthodontists in Canada?
 
I have to agree with L_G on this one. I'm convinced the pic is Lucie just by his adamant denial alone.

Dude, for the sake of, well, everyone, bag the mug.
 
Laker_Girl said:
When faced with that pic, everyone's feeling a little bit better about themselves now.

*ROTFLMAO @ everyone feeling better about themselves over a fake pic*. Gee, too bad I was right about you all. You were feeling rather bad about yourselves due to your state of ugliness, excessive girth and lack of intellect. I am glad someone helped you all feel better about yourselves now that he/she (I have a good idea who it was) posted it and claimed it was mine. Please post the picture. A few friends of mine wish to have a good laugh at what constitutes a pic of me. I love how LAKERGIRL admitted to you all feeling like the LOSERS you are. *ROTFLMAO*. Remember, she said it, not me.
 
I just find it so hard to believe someone I don't know would go through the effort of sending me a fake pic. I don't care what you look like. You're hot melted shit on the inside the outside really doesn't matter.

It's you and damn, I won't be able to eat tonight because of it.
 
Laker_Girl said:
I just find it so hard to believe someone I don't know would go through the effort of sending me a fake pic. I don't care what you look like. You're hot melted shit on the inside the outside really doesn't matter.

It's you and damn, I won't be able to eat tonight because of it.


*ROTFLMAO* You had better review your feelings for your 'friends'. My pic has never been on the internet. Post the pic your 'friend' gave you. I wish to show it to my friends and have a laugh as to discuss how desperate people are capable of acting on an INTERNET. You have been betrayed sweetheart. You are free to believe whatever it is you are looking at is me. It fails to matter simply because I know otherwise. Not only have I never placed my pic on the internet, but it has never been on this computer either. Perhaps you all believe in wizards, where one magically poofed my pic onto the internet?? I cannot help but sit here and laugh at the absolute desperation I am seeing. I knew I had hurt you all, but this is ridiculous.
 
Hey Luci, prove it's not you. Other than crying "it's not me!" that is. We all know how far you can be trusted. ;)
 
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