All Zales' & Kays' commercials should be banned

[Tisiphone]

Those are the cheesiest, most ignorant commercials EVAH

 

[Dr Dave]

Most if not all jewelry commercials are lame.

 

[curiousa2z]

^ was just going to ask what Zales & Kays were...

 

[Cassie]

EVERY KISS BEGINS WITH K!

 

[Dr Dave]

K can kiss my white ass.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I DO NOT KNOW THEM SO I CANNOT JUDGE.

 

[Tisiphone]

Oh, no...they deserve to be judged whether you know them or not.

 

[Conchaga]

Here in Philly we've got Robbins Diamonds.

It's run by a guy named Jerry Robbins. He always has a diamond in his beard.

Why? Whothefuckknows?

But his ads are fucking hysterical to look at.

Example:

 

[CaptainWacky]

He'll die alone.

 

[Cassie]

With diamonds lodged in his rectum.

 

[Loktar]

Oh, no...they deserve to be judged whether you know them or not.

I hate the Jared jewlery commercials too!

"He went to Jared's"

Makes me hungry because it make me think of Jared from Subway.

 

[Tisiphone]

^Why? Are you going to eat him?

 

[Laker_Girl]

Kay's commercials are the worst! Fuckin' stupid kids being all precocious and shit. I hate that crap and kids these days aren't that cutesy.

 

[CaptainWacky]

FUcking stab their eyes, see how they like that.