Am I going to Hell?

[CaptainWacky]

IT'S A YOUNG NATALIE PORTMAN, YOU SEE.

 

[Cassie]

We're all going to hell

 

[Loktar]

We're all going to hell

Not me. I'm going to spammer's heaven. The Keebler Elves told me so.

 

[Cassie]

Don't listen to the elves

 

[Loktar]

Don't listen to the elves

I have to to. They're cookies are so magically delicious! Wait a minute....they're the ones stealing Lucky's charms!

I guess I am going to hell.

 

[Cassie]

YEP

 

[Mentalist]

All I see is a FIT Natalie Portman. The only type I know.

 

[CaptainWacky]

THE ONLY TYPE THAT MATTERS

 

[Mentalist]

The only type that exists.

 

[CaptainWacky]

SO SAY WE ALL.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Remember in Episode II when the Acklay ripped off some of her top and she was like "AAAarrAAaaAagggHhhh"?

Yeah.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Nute Gunray was practically wanking off!

 

[The Tomtrek]

"SHOOT HER.

OR SOMETHING."


Yeah you're right you can actually hear it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Great line that gets no recognition because it's a known fact that "DA PREQUELS SUCK CGI Lu-CASH RAPE"

 

[The Tomtrek]

Why did Anakin and Padmé have a knife and fork when all they were eating were PEARS?

PEARS!

PEARS!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Because if Master Obi-Wan saw it he'd be very grumpy!