Am I Too Fat to Strip?

[Gonad]

I need the opinions of professionals and customers! I'm mainly concerned with my ass. The ass crack itself isn't all that long/big, but I still think the problem is my butt, and NOT my thighs. Here's a picture of me sunbathing:

 

[Kyehlar]

Hey, fat chicks need lovin' too. I'm sure you'd appeal to the Manatee demographic.

 

[Tyrant]

I'm not sure if you could fit clothes to strip in the first place.

 

[Gonad]

ZEEE MANATEEEEEE .... EES A SLOOW, LUMBAARING CREATURE...

I'm not particularly flexible but I was hoping that it isn't a necessary stripper trait.

 

[Kyehlar]

I'm not sure if you could fit clothes to strip in the first place.

If ever there was an example of pouring oneself into clothing......this would be it.

 

[Gonad]

Maybe I could drape myself effectively, and shift to reveal my feminine areas.

 

[Kyehlar]

Maybe I could drape myself effectively, and shift to reveal my feminine areas.

There aren't enough drapes in the world.

 

[Gonad]

I meant drape myself..... with myself.

ASS you can see, I'm quite pliable.

 

[Shy]

I think with a nice push up bra and a nice gstring you would be one hawt sexay strippa

 

[Gonad]

Thank you Shy!


But those aren't my boobs.

 

[Kyehlar]

I meant drape myself..... with myself.

ASS you can see, I'm quite pliable.

I know what you meant, and I know what I meant.

 

[Wisdom]

Boobs smoobs, whatever they are, can you pick up a dollar bill with them?

 

[Gonad]

Yes. Fortunately, my rolls are opposable.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Gonad resembles Silly Putty a lot more than I'd originally imagined.

 

[Wisdom]

That explains all the tatoos that look like Sunday comic strips.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Those aren't tattoos. They're the imprints of actual people, poor souls, who dared to venture too close.

 

[Deni]

Hmm...maybe tone up a bit, and then you should be good to go.

 

[Blindgroping]

I need the opinions of professionals and customers! I'm mainly concerned with my ass. The ass crack itself isn't all that long/big, but I still think the problem is my butt, and NOT my thighs. Here's a picture of me sunbathing:

Gonad! Make this pic your AV!!!

 

[Wisdom]

Holy cow, I just saw Steve McQueen run by screaming!

 

[Kerb Crawler]

The best part of that movie is the theme song.

Truth.