Am I Too Fat to Strip?

Gonad

DON'T FUCK WITH MY TITLE BITCH
I need the opinions of professionals and customers! I'm mainly concerned with my ass. The ass crack itself isn't all that long/big, but I still think the problem is my butt, and NOT my thighs. Here's a picture of me sunbathing:

gonadav.jpg
 

Tyrant

New Member
I'm not sure if you could fit clothes to strip in the first place.
 

Gonad

DON'T FUCK WITH MY TITLE BITCH
ZEEE MANATEEEEEE .... EES A SLOOW, LUMBAARING CREATURE...

I'm not particularly flexible but I was hoping that it isn't a necessary stripper trait.
 

Kyehlar

You Fox Eared Asshole!
Messenger said:
I'm not sure if you could fit clothes to strip in the first place.
If ever there was an example of pouring oneself into clothing......this would be it.
 

Gonad

DON'T FUCK WITH MY TITLE BITCH
Maybe I could drape myself effectively, and shift to reveal my feminine areas.
 

Gonad

DON'T FUCK WITH MY TITLE BITCH
I meant drape myself..... with myself.

ASS you can see, I'm quite pliable.
 

Shy

New Member
I think with a nice push up bra and a nice gstring you would be one hawt sexay strippa
 

Wisdom

New Member
Boobs smoobs, whatever they are, can you pick up a dollar bill with them?
 

Kerb Crawler

Closed Fist of the Badlands
Gonad resembles Silly Putty a lot more than I'd originally imagined.
 

Kerb Crawler

Closed Fist of the Badlands
Those aren't tattoos. They're the imprints of actual people, poor souls, who dared to venture too close.
 

Blindgroping

U mad 'bro?
Gonad said:
I need the opinions of professionals and customers! I'm mainly concerned with my ass. The ass crack itself isn't all that long/big, but I still think the problem is my butt, and NOT my thighs. Here's a picture of me sunbathing:

gonadav.jpg

Gonad! Make this pic your AV!!!
 

Kerb Crawler

Closed Fist of the Badlands
The best part of that movie is the theme song.

Truth.
 
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