Amanda Knox "too sexy" to be guilty

[Gagh]

SICK VIDEO GAME ALLOWS PLAYERS TO RECREATE MEREDITH MURDER, PROBABLY - The Daily Mail

IS MADDY HIDDEN IN DR LIAM FOX'S BASEMENT?

 

[headvoid]

There was a report in the DAILY MAIL about Italian immigrants CASHING IN on death of the lovely Meredith Kercher, by posing for pictures in sexy positions.

They offered Guiseppe Falconcrestio £3,000 to pose for pictures holding a knife and an Italian flag, and he said yes - what a cunt eh? This proves all italians are complete bastards.

In other news, the Italian Magazine Oggi is giving away a set of knives with their special Amanda Knox report.

ONE OF THESE STORIES IS TRUE...

 

[CaptainWacky]

Now that's what I call CUTTING EDGE promotion (same joke as on Twitter, yes.)!

 

[Dr Dave]

You would never get away with that here in the States.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

If you want knives over here you'll have to go as far as TK MAXX to get them.

 

[Dr Dave]

You can order them from infomercials here.

 

[Cassie]

Is that 4 knives and a pizza cutter? DIABOLICAL

 

[Mentalist]

She's going to have trouble finding another flatmate.

 

[Dr Dave]

She wont need one after she gets money from the interviews,movie and book deals she gets off this whole mess.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And the knife deals.

 

[Dr Dave]

She's getting sued by the family of the dead girl (I think) for like 12 million.

 

[jack]

Thats a very sharp comment, but I get the point.

Cuts both ways.

 

[whisky]

Its a shame OJ is in prision, the pair of them could have had a stab at being room mates.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She's a real CUTHROAT business woman lol omg a girl died.

 

[Gagh]

When are the action figures coming out?

 

[jack]

 

[jack]

Amanda Knox figures make the Pope facepalm.