Ha, ha, ha, ha...
It thinks I'm in the "suck up" gallery.
Groovella. Let me clue you in. You don't know how to start a fight. I do.
First off, look at where you are. Troll Kingdom. These folks are at home, resting, watching TV, playing cards, eating dinner, talking about their accomplishments and exploits ELSEWHERE.
You want to shake them up, then get them where they live.
Everybody likes sex. Sex is a good thing. Deviant sex isn't shocking. It is par for the course on a TROLL BOARD.
You want to be controversial, try rocking the politically correct. Take the opposite position and see if you can stand up to it. I doubt it. You think talking about your clit in little more than clinical terms is stimulating conversation.
See if you can't jump up your game a bit and provide some reason to be trolled.