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American Horror Story: Coven

I have officially given up on American Horrible Story. I thought last season was a stumble but this show is clearly written by retarded crackhead monkeys. Stupid senseless random gore does not equal horror. Even the caliber of actors can't save this mess.
 
I'm not really getting into it yet but holy shit, this cast! Now we've got Danny Huston in all his major creepiness fucking Jessica Lange.

I wish they'd stop showing her with handfuls of hair, the first five times already made the point.
 
I'm loving AHS, but I didn't have any expectations for it since I've never watched it before. I just think it's silly and campy and sometimes really gross but always fun to watch.
 
Why is Fiona even worried about dying anyway when everyone who dies just comes back to life somehow?

I liked Spalding talking but how could he touch things if he was a fucking ghost?

Queenie turning against her friends would make sense if they'd ever actually done anything racist to her. The race stuff is really poorly written.

But the acting's still really good at least! It's still an enjoyable show.
 
Yeah, I like watching the show, because there are moments of fantasticness, but there's too much going on. Dying has no consequence with Misty Day bringing everyone back to life. ALSO, I don't believe Misty Day is the next supreme, that's a red herring, IMMO! I don't think she's ever passed out bringing someone back before, has she? That was weird. Fiona looks great in a turban.

NAN NEEDS TO GET SOME CUTE BOY DONG, NOW!
 
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! This show is totally wackaloon, but it's FUN TO WATCH!

MYRTLE IS AWESOME! I wish I had a crazy aunt Myrtle.

So much happened I can't even remember what order it was in. Looks like Nan won't be getting the hot dong, now. Kathy Bates does great head acting. Also... QUEEEEEENIEEEEEEEE!!!! :(
 
Not enough Emma Roberts.

Didn't Kathy Bates HEAR Roots for the eight hours it was on?

Remember when we thought this show was going to be about a school for teenage witches?
 
I think she sang WAY DOWN YONDER IN THE LAND OF COTTON the whole time Roots was on, lol.
 
CAN'T DELIA TAKE HER EYES OUT AND HAVE VISIONS AND THEN AUNTIE MYRTLE IS ALWAYS THERE TO PUT THEM BACK IN HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH

And I don't buy the dad being that upset over his son's death. HE'S GOT A BLACK SON NOW
 
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AHS IS BACK BITCHES

They really should have let Marie and Fiona team up from the beginning. EVERYONE IS GOING TO DIE!
 
I can hardly keep track of who hates who and why by now, but it was entertaining. I thought the Axe Man dumped Fiona but maybe that was a dream or something. Also they don't seem to be doing the "Madison loves Zoe" storyline I predicted. And where was zombie boy (I can't remember what happened to him)?
 
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