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American Horror Story Freakshow

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The problem is I can't remember the names of the characters. In the previous episode, the strong man killed Ma Petite because he was being blackmailed by Denis O'Hare who found out Strong Man is GAY and Emma Roberts wouldn't help him kill freaks because she's a soft-hearted WOMAN. This week they found her body and Kathy Bates thought Jessica Lange did it and they had a tense stand-off until Jessica Lange KILLED Kathy Bates with a knife in the head. Then her and Denis O'Hare made it look like she'd killed herself.

Dandy killed the maid and the obese girl from last series came to find out what had happened to her mother. Dandy's mother tried to put him in therapy. Then he killed her and bathed in her blood. Really.

Paul's girlfriend's dad had an EVIL TATTOOIST tattoo her against her will and turn her into a lizard lady. The freaks were going to murder him but Emma Roberts talked them out of it.

I guess Dot and Bette are back at the freakshow but they weren't in it this week.

OKAY?
 
Dandy is one creepy little shit. I think he's as creepy or dare I say, creepier than that clown. I wonder what he's going to do without mother and her protection? How wild will his rampages go?

I'm confused on them finding Ma Petite's body. Was it just the bloody dress? I recall that 'museum' of oddities showing off her body in the jar last week.
 
Dandy is becoming pretty predictable in his psychotic antics. Kind of disappointed in his character and how it's developing. Gotta admit this season isn't as good as the last three. It seems a little flat in the surprises, twists and predictability in a lot of things.
 
I can't even be bothered recapping it for Cassie...

(Dandy killed a lot more women and bathed in their blood, got a cop to kill Precious, Evan Peters had sex with a fat lady, other stuff?)
 
I looked at a photo recap thingy and saw the picture of Evan Peters getting it on with the large lady.
 
Episode 10 was actually good. Quite a lot happened too. I'd even advise Cassie to watch it but I guess that ship has sailed?

I haven't seen season two so the crossover was kind of lost on me but I got the general idea.
 
Neil Patrick Harris was in the latest episode with an EVIL PUPPET. He was pretty good but I don't know why they're introducing another major villain so late in the season. Other stuff happened as well. Emma Roberts showed up for two lines.
 
Neil Patrick Harris was in the latest episode with an EVIL PUPPET. He was pretty good but I don't know why they're introducing another major villain so late in the season. Other stuff happened as well. Emma Roberts showed up for two lines.

They tend to do that in this show. I think it's their way of keeping things 'moving' and the viewer wondering what could possibly happen next. They killed off one and brought in another, which they tend to do as well.

I don't like all these interruptions in the season though.
 
How could she sell the show to Dandy when she already sold it to NPH?

Emma Roberts just randomly said "hey I'll get in your magic trick because it's time for my character to die!"

The wooden lobster claws were cool.

I would have prefered it if the puppet really was alive.
 
I thought the wooden lobster claws were awful.
One more show to go for the season finale I think. So many loose ends, how the hell are they going to wrap this up?
 
Well we already know Elsa becomes a big star because Pepper read that newspaper report about her fame in the future...of course it could end with a flashforward to the freaks finally catching up to her.
 
So the finale was...a happy ending? I mean most of the characters died but they got to be together in heaven and Elsa gets to sing David Bowie for all eternity.
 
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