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American v scottish terrorism

whisky

Boobie inspector
If this had happened in a US airport compared to Glasgow Airport :

America "Oh my god! There was a man on fire, he was running about, I just ran for my life. I thought I was gonna die man, he got so close to me"

Glasgow "Cunt wis running aboot on fire, so I ran up n gave him a good boot in the baws, then decked him"


America "I just wanna get home, away from here. I just wanna get home, I thought I was gonna die"

Glasgow "Here Tam, the only way am leaving here is oan a fucking plane"


America "There was pandemonium, peolpe were running in all directions, we didn't know what was gonna happen, we thought we were gonna die"

Glasgow "Fuck this fur a kerry oan, moan we'll git a pint in"


America "We thought he was gonna blow us all up, he had a gas cannister and was trying to get in his trunk. I thought we were all gonna die, I just ran for my life"

Glasgow "A swaggered up by the motor tha wis oan fire and the bawbag couldnae even open his boot, he wis oan fire annaw, so a ran up and gave him a good kick in the baws man"


America "There was a huge explosion, it sounded like war, I thought I was gonna die"

Glasgow "There wis a bang, yi know like when ye throw a B.O. Basher intae a fire, well it wis like that"


America "I'm too traumatised even to speak, I thought I was gonna die"

Glasgow "Here mate, gies two minutes tae I phone ma auld dear, if am goan oan the telly a want her tae tape it"


And finally 2 quotes from an eye-witness.............

John Smeaton (these are real..search John Smeaton in google to see the newsreel) John surpassed himself on National ITV News, The interviewer asked:

"What message do you have for the bombers ?" he replied

"This is Glasgow, we'll just set aboot ye"

John was then interviewed by CNN, they asked how he restrained the guy and he said "me and some other folk were just trying tae get the boot in and then some other guy banjoed him" !

Pure class John...John Smeaton Glasgow's Hero !!!!
 
"Banjoed" could pass into popular culture (my culture).
 
BANJO A MUSLIM A DAY...
 
WELL THEY SHOULDN'T BE BLOWING UP OUR BINS
 
I love this picture. I think we should caption it.

Helpmyarseisonfire.jpg
 
Stay still ya fockin bampot, it'll run out soon and then I'll have to piss on you
 
:D
 
I wish I could speak Scottish.
 
Me too. YA NUMPTY.
 
OMG was the bomber still trying to blow stuff up while the guy was putting him out?
 
Daft Bugger.
 
I think they had locked the trunk with the bomb in and he was fumbling with his keys.
 
worst bomber ever
 
He attacked people who tried to help him while he was still on fire. At first everyone thought it was an accident, so they rushed to help.
 
Then they "set about him".
 
HUZZAH!
 
And these are the doctor terrorists?
 
perhaps they did not graduate in the top half of the class?
 
Why not doctors? They're just weak minded people like the rest of us.
 
And as Richard from Richard & Judy pointed out, there were lots of doctors in the top ranks of the Nazis.
 
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