AMERICANS: explain 'In-N-Out Burger" to me

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Apparently myocardial infarcations bring you closer to Jesus. If you're one of His chosen people (Americans).

 

[CaptainWacky]

If he didn't eat it then I hate him.

 

[FBI parte due]

Californians think everything in the state is the best anywhere and In-N-Out is a Californian chain so therefore and so on et cetera.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I have two words for California: California Pizza.

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Game, set, match, bitches.

 

[Dr Dave]

Here in the PSNW we have Burgerville. Some people love them, others do not. I fall into the not loving them category. One of their marketing deals is "local" stuff. I think they're over priced for what you get.

 

['Gear]

Couldn't Jesus just go ahead and choose someone else?

 

[Dr Dave]

Jesus is probably too busy toking up to give a shit about any of these fucksticks.

 

['Gear]

Which means he'll be showing up at In-N-Out or Burgerville any moment now.

 

[CaptainWacky]

WHAT ABOUT WIMPY.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

There's a lunch place around the corner from me called Wimpy's, lol. They make a nice big sloppy burger.

 

[Dr Dave]

In bed?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

THAT'S THEIR BUSINESS. But they better wash their hands.

 

['Gear]

Californians think everything in the state is the best anywhere and In-N-Out is a Californian chain so therefore and so on et cetera.

Actually this is a common misconception. There's a certain pretense here. Most people her, though seemingly friendly, are miserable. I have no state pride and can't recall the last time I met someone who did.

I do know people in Oregon hate us. Can't say I blame them. Do they still not pump their own gas?

Mexico is my asshole.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Legalized prostitition and marijuana makes Mexico compeletely unnecessary to the planet.

 

['Gear]

I sat here for a few minutes and tried to think up a reason why this^ is wrong. I couldn't. Mexico is irrelevant.

Better watch your ass Canada.

 

[The Tomtrek]

This thread used to be good.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

The Duchess chain in Connecticut makes the best fast food anyway.

FOOT LONG DOG WITH THE WORKS? I THINK SO! BIG D CHEESBURGER? YES MA'AM!

 

['Gear]

If I can interest you in some street tacos, a bullwhip, a sombrero, some sketchy fireworks or a three-legged dog, we'll be fine.

 

[curiousa2z]

see where my mind has degenerated to?

IN AND OUT BURGER, people!!!! I thought it was a dirty joke!!!!

wink wink nudge nudge IN AND OUT BURGER.


omg I'm getting SHACKY WACKY please arrive SOON spring!

 

[headvoid]

Are you drunk Curious? Honestly, I expect more from you...

TUT TUT