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Americans jealous of great French people

Huh. I guess my first guess was wrong. I thought it was going to be a gay porn site with Eiffel Tower dong-like things.
 
Paladin said:
France built Eiffel. It is famous throughout world. What you build? Here is interesting site.
Eiffel Tower
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British Empire

Far more interesting than your disgusting French mediocrity - no one remembers the loser nation that came second place, get over the fact that English today is now the modern-day Latin in which all international relations are conducted (despite French insistance that they sing their songs in French during the Euro-Vision song contest, and not in English like everyone else... such a petty victory).
 
I've heard of a few porn movies that were shot on the Eiffel tower.

Those French sure like their sheep.
 
Can you imagine how fun that would be? Takin' a dump on some lady's chest with that kind of view! Sakes alive!
 
Paladin said:
It did not crash my browser. How else could I post link??
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The same way you fight wars? The same way you protect your country? Let someone else do it for you?
 
Paladin said:
It did not crash my browser. How else could I post link??
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Well, just off the top of my head, you could have remembered the URL. Oooh! Or you could have had it bookmarked (Favorites for you PC kids out there).

Now that we're talking about it, it's crashed in three different browsers. Hmm... I'll try the PC next.
 
Language, history, cooking and support for rival football teams still divide Europe. But when everything else fails, one glue binds the continent together: hatred of the French.

Typically, the French refuse to accept what arrogant, overbearing monsters they are.
 
Hambil said:
Actually, I believe our gift was to kick the Germans out of Paris, twice.
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Actually Hambil, in the interest of fairness, it was our army that kicked the Germans asses both times, but the first time they (Germans) had only made it to within sight of Paris, not all the way there. The second time however, they didn't stop until they hit ocean.
 
So that's why the Germans didn't push so hard the first time around? Didn't want to walk through it, figured they'd wait until a decent tank was invented. Explains a lot.
 
In most ways the Allied and German armies were comparably equipped. Both had roughly the same number of tanks and motorized divisions. In armor protection and penetrating power of main armament many of the French and British tanks were actually superior to their German counterparts. While German small arms may have been somewhat superior to Allied equipment, the Allies had a significant advantage in artillery. The German advantages did not lie in having an overall better equipped army, but rather, in superior operational and tactical combat performances.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_france
 
Like I said, the french only had one decent tactical mind in HISTORY, and when he finally lost he really fucking LOST.
 
SSgt_Sniper said:
So that's why the Germans didn't push so hard the first time around? Didn't want to walk through it, figured they'd wait until a decent tank was invented. Explains a lot.
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"Ja, vee heff zem now! Oh, scheisse!"
"Vat? Vat's wrong?"
"If vee take Paris... ve'll heff to eggtually valk around IN Paris!"
"Meine leutnant, I heff an idea."
"Vat's that?"
"Fuck this shit."
"Ja, let's go invent zee Volkswagen GTI."
"Du rockst!"
 
It's bad enough that we have the AsSkans, then we get Luci and Thug Muppet, now we have to deal with a French troll? I for one say NON! Fucque ewe and ze Renault you rode in on with your awful mimes.
 
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