An actual genuine example of "PC gone mad"

[The Tomtrek]

The Daily Mirror would just be:

"DID MAD BOBBY CAUSE DIANA CRASH?"

 

[headvoid]

Daily Express

MAD POLICEMEN CAUSES HOUSE PRICES TO TUMBLE IN AREA.

Our special report also discusses how this might affect your pension fund.

 

[Mentalist]

While the Daily Mail would run the story:

POLICE OFFICER DRIVEN TO MADNESS BY ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT POPULATION!

 

[Cassie]

FOX news would announce that it's Obama's fault for spreading socialism, making it OK for Nazi policemen to euthanize your pets!

 

[CaptainWacky]

And the Daily Sport would have went with "BIG JUBBLIES INSIDE!"

 

[headvoid]

Daily Sport

Bobby makes lots of boobies.

Read more on how he makes a tit of himself inside (and breasts dont worry)

 

[headvoid]

Economist

Mad PC storms into Microsoft debate

 

[Gagh]

I long for the day a police Constable gets rabies or has a mental episode and goes mad in a shop killing small animals.

ITS PC GONE MAD!

I would congratulate the Sun if they ran it.

The Mail

HOUSE PRICES TUMBLE AFTER MAD PC KILLS MILLIONS

The Express

Monday: MAD PC CAUSES CANCER IN UNDER 30'S AFTER KILLING SPREE
Tuesday: MAD PCS PREVENT CANCER SAYS UNIVERSITY STUDY

The Times

POLICE CONSTABLE GETS RABIES AND GOES MAD IN A SHOP KILLING SMALL ANIMALS.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The Guardian

Mentally Unfit CP Is Real Victim

(They make lots of spelling mistake!)

 

[The Tomtrek]

DID MAD PC TAKE OUR MADDIE????

 

[Fuddlemiff]

"I uh have a strong opinion on the uh MAD PC case and I uh stand behind that belief firmly, but uh uh uh uh uh I'm not going to tell you what it is." - Gordon Brown.

 

[CaptainWacky]

"MEEP MEEP BIBBLE BLOOP MY OLD MAN'S A HANDBAG" - Boris Johnson

 

[Gagh]

"I uh have a strong opinion on the uh MAD PC case and I uh stand behind that belief firmly, but uh uh uh uh uh I'm not going to tell you what it is." - Gordon Brown.

"This is a matter for the Scottish Government to decide" - Gordon Brown.