An apology to Dirk Funk for all the negs

[Love Child]

Well I look pretty good compared to this Dirk guy eh?! Whew!

 

[Dark Pickle]

Don't be silly, dear. You always look pretty good!

 

[Love Child]

Don't be silly, dear. You always look pretty good!

Fuck You.

 

[Gagh]

It looks as if Sniper has left some of that nasty nodding stuff under your posts, Dirk. With any luck she won't be doing that for a while now. I'll apologise on her behalf for the misunderstanding.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Fuck You.

Still not able to take a compliment, I see...

 

[Dirk Funk]

LOL! I'm dancing for YOU!

My God, that defence won't work, spanky. It is clear and obvious to one and all, that there is only one person in this thread dancing to my tune. What a dummy!

Of course you are. Let me break it down so that even a softheaded window licker like yourself can understand it. Dual outs J&L as the proud owner of Falcy Girl. I post a picture of our lovable cake eating Ewok. In less than a day's time you and Mr. Bojangles come waltzing in with your tap shoes, top hats and canes in hand. You spend at least 2 hours of your time looking up several hundred threads of mine to neg. I had more than enough time to neg Mr. Bojangles into the red. He DOES only have one pip, you know. But it was much more fun watching you two chase your tails for a couple of hours. Add in a couple of "bewildered" PMs with hilarious responses, and we have a wealth of entertainment. I'm playin' the pipes, bitch. Step to it.

 

[J&L Massacres]

Too long, didn't read.

 

[Kitty]

Too long, didn't read.

To sum it up.....

 

[Kitty]

Mr. Bojangles

That could be a funny dual. Use a pic from the SNL Dog Show sketch.

 

[Dirk Funk]

That could be a funny dual. Use a pic from the SNL Dog Show sketch.

That could work.

 

[The Dork Lord]

To sum it up.....

Isn't that every TK thread ever?

 

[J&L Massacres]

Just Dirk's threads

 

[The Dork Lord]

 

[Gagh]

Of course you are. Let me break it down so that even a softheaded window licker like yourself can understand it. Dual outs J&L as the proud owner of Falcy Girl. I post a picture of our lovable cake eating Ewok. In less than a day's time you and Mr. Bojangles come waltzing in with your tap shoes, top hats and canes in hand. You spend at least 2 hours of your time looking up several hundred threads of mine to neg. I had more than enough time to neg Mr. Bojangles into the red. He DOES only have one pip, you know. But it was much more fun watching you two chase your tails for a couple of hours. Add in a couple of "bewildered" PMs with hilarious responses, and we have a wealth of entertainment. I'm playin' the pipes, bitch. Step to it.

Wrong. I did it because I could. Did I remember to post that?

You remain utterly clueless, as ever.

 

[Dirk Funk]

Wrong. I did it because I could. Did I remember to post that?

You remain utterly clueless, as ever.

So, the fantastic timing was just a wild coincidence? Sure thing, skippy.

 

[Gagh]

Have you stopped crying to people about the red yet, Master Pussy?

 

[Dark Pickle]

Looks that way...

 

[Yub]

Dirk another "uber-troll" crushed by the Badlands?

 

[Dark Pickle]

BUT HE'S THE GREAT-GRANDFATHER OF TK!?!?!?! :shock:

 

[Yub]

Great Grandpa is a senile old coot,then.