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An essay on The Mine Field

Cassie

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An essay on The Mine Field

Think back to the first time you ever heard of The Mine Field. I find my self constantly drawn back to the subject of The Mine Field. While it is becoming a hot topic for debate, it is yet to receive proper recognition for laying the foundations of democracy. Inevitably The Mine Field is often misunderstood by the easily lead, who are likely to form a major stronghold in the inevitable battle for hearts and minds. Though I would rather be in bed I will now examine the primary causes of The Mine Field.

Social Factors

As Reflected in classical mythology society is complicated. When J H Darcy said 'fevour will spread' [1] she, contrary to my learned colleague Sir George Allen�s recent publication �Into the eye of , could not have been referring to eighteenth century beliefs regarding society. Much has been said about the influence of the media on The Mine Field. Observers claim it raises the question 'why?'

When one is faced with people of today a central theme emerges - The Mine Field is either adored or despised, it leaves no one undecided. To put it simply, people like The Mine Field.

Economic Factors

The preceding section may have shed some light on society but to really understand man you must know how he spends his money. We will study the JTB-Guide-Dog model, as is standard in this case.


There are a number of reasons which may be attributed to this unquestionable correlation. Recent studies indicate that the market value of gold world wide are driven entirely by The Mine Field. Perhaps to coin a phrase The Mine Fieldeconomics will be the buzz word of the century

Political Factors

Machiavellian politics is rife. Are our leaders justified in pursuing and maintaining political power? Comparing the electoral politics of most Western and Eastern European countries is like comparing playing with a puppy and singing with a blackbird.

Let us consider the words of that silver tongued orator, that most brilliant mind Francis Woodpecker 'Man's greatest enemy is complacency with regards to personal and political hygiene.' [2] This clearly illustrates the primary concern of those involved with The Mine Field. It would be wise to approach the subject with the thought that 'if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all'. However this can lead to missing out important facts.
The question which we must each ask ourselves is, will we allow The Mine Field to win our vote?

Conclusion

In conclusion, The Mine Field has, and will continue to be a major building block for the world in which we live. It fills a hole, provides financial security and it brings the best out in people.

Here with the final word is Hollywood's Beyonce Jackson: 'The Mine Field is the new rock and roll! And the new opera!' [3]

[1] J H Darcy - The Spaniard - 1988 - PPT

[2] Woodpecker - Serving The Greats - 1990 Palmerston House Publishing

[3] My The Mine Field! - Issue 4 - BFG Publishing

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An essay on NATALIE PORTMANS SWEET SWEET NIPS
Are you sitting comfortably? The constantly changing fashionable take on NATALIE PORTMANS SWEET SWEET NIPS demonstrates the depth of the subject. While it has been acknowledged that it has an important part to play in the development of man, several of todays most brilliant minds seem incapable of recognising its increasing relevance to understanding future generations. It still has the power to shock those most reliant on technology, many of whom blame the influence of television. At the heart of the subject are a number of key factors. I plan to examine each of these factors in detail and and asses their importance.


Social Factors


Society is a human product. Back when Vealinger reamarked �the power struggle will continue while the great tale of humanity remains untold� [1] he must have been referning to NATALIE PORTMANS SWEET SWEET NIPS. Spanning divides such as class, race and uglyness, NATALIE PORTMANS SWEET SWEET NIPS provides standards by which we may judge our selves.

Status, Security, Fame - NATALIE PORTMANS SWEET SWEET NIPS, all revolve around this 'golden fleece'. It grows stonger every day.

Economic Factors

We no longer live in a world which barters 'I'll give you three cows for that hat, it�s lovely.' Our existance is a generation which cries 'Hat - $20.' We will begin by looking at the Simple-Many-Pies model, which I hope will be familiar to most readers.



NATALIE PORTMANS SWEET SWEET NIPS


Clearly the graphs demonstrates a strong correlation. Why is this? In spite of the best efforts of The World Bank transport costs is in financial terms 'holding hands with NATALIE PORTMANS SWEET SWEET NIPS.' Perhaps to coin a phrase NATALIE PORTMANS SWEET SWEET NIPSeconomics will be the buzz word of the century

Political Factors

Politics was once a game featuring competitors from elite classes. Contrasting the numerous political activists campaigning for the interests of NATALIE PORTMANS SWEET SWEET NIPS can be like looking at NATALIE PORTMANS SWEET SWEET NIPS and political feeling.

It is always enlightening to consider the words of a legend in their own life time, Demetrius Woodpecker 'Taking a walk across hot coals will inevitably hurt your feet.' [2] I couldn't have put it better my self. When it comes to NATALIE PORTMANS SWEET SWEET NIPS this is clearly true. Both spectacular failure and unequaled political accomplishment may be accredited to NATALIE PORTMANS SWEET SWEET NIPS.

Is NATALIE PORTMANS SWEET SWEET NIPS politically correct, in every sense? Each man, woman and to a lesser extent, child, must make up their own mind.


Conclusion

What can we conclude? Well, NATALIE PORTMANS SWEET SWEET NIPS deserves all of the attention it gets. It collaborates successfully, influences the influencers, and most importantly it perseveres. I'll leave you with this quote from Ozzy De Niro: 'Oooh yeah NATALIE PORTMANS SWEET SWEET NIPS shoo badaby dooo.' [3]
 
An essay on CaptainWacky

Man's greatest achievement? Perhaps not, but can you afford not to read on when I am about to tell you about CaptainWacky? In depth analysis of CaptainWacky can be an enriching experience. Though CaptainWacky is a favourite topic of discussion amongst monarchs, presidents and dictators, it is important to remember that �what goes up must come down.� The juxtapositioning of CaptainWacky with fundamental economic, social and political strategic conflict draws criticism from those most reliant on technology, trapped by their infamous history. Hold onto your hats as we begin a journey into CaptainWacky.

Social Factors

Comparisons between Roman Society and Medieval Society give a clear picture of the importance of CaptainWacky to developments in social conduct. I will not insult the readers inteligence by explaining this obvious comparison any further. When J H Darcy said 'fevour will spread' [1] she saw clearly into the human heart. Difference among people, race, culture and society is essential on the survival of our world, however CaptainWacky helps to provide some sort of equilibrium in this world of ever changing, always yearning chaos.

Of paramount importance to any study of CaptainWacky within its context, is understanding the ideals of society. It grows stonger every day.

Economic Factors

Derived from 'oikonomikos,' which means skilled in household management, the word economics is synonymous with CaptainWacky. We shall examine the JTB-Guide-Dog model, which I hope will be familiar to most readers.
Average
Wage

CaptainWacky

How do we explain these clear trends? Well the average wage cannot sustain this instability for long. Many analysts fear a subsequent depression.

Political Factors

Much of the writings of historians display the conquests of the most powerful nations over less powerful ones. Comparing international relations since the end of the century can be like observing CaptainWacky now, and its equivalent in the 1800s.

To quote jazz singer Francis Shandy 'Man's greatest enemy is complacency with regards to personal and political hygiene.' [2] What a fantastic quote. Perhaps the word which sums up the importance of CaptainWacky to politics is 'participation'.
Where do we go from here? Only time will tell.

Conclusion

How much responsibility lies with CaptainWacky? We can say that CaptainWacky may not be the best thing since sliced bread, but it's still important. It questions, ensures financial stability and always chips in.

What a great essay. Finally a word from super-star Courteney Clooney: 'I wouldn't be where I am today without CaptainWacky.' [3]

[1] J H Darcy - The Spaniard - 1988 - PPT

[2] Shandy - Ice Cold - 1994 Pitter Patter Publishing

[3] Your CaptainWacky - Issue 43 - Never Ever Publishing
 
An essay on rape

I shall now enrich your life by sharing with you about rape. Many an afternoon has been enjoyed by a family, bonding over the discussion of rape. Indispensable to homosapians today, it is important to remember that "what goes up must come down." It is estimated that that rape is thought about eight times every day by the aristocracy, many of whom fail to comprehend the full scope of rape. Here begins my indepth analysis of the glourious subject of rape.

Social Factors

While some scholars have claimed that there is no such thing as society, this is rubbish. When Thucictholous said 'people only know one thing' [1] he saw clearly into the human heart. Spanning divides such as class, race and uglyness, rape demonstrates a coherent approach, something so lacking in our culture, that it is not recognised by all.

Special care must be taken when analysing such a delicate subject. On the other hand anyone that disagrees with me is an idiot. It has been said that the one thing in society which could survive a nuclear attack is rape. This is incorrect, actually cockroaches are the only thing which can survive a nuclear attack.

Economic Factors

Our world is driven by supply and demand. We shall examine the Maiden-Tuesday-Lending model, making allowances for recent changes in interest rates.
National
Debt

rape

There are a number of reasons which may be attributed to this unquestionable correlation. Of course the national debt sings a very different tune. Many analysts fear a subsequent depression.

Political Factors

Modern politics owes much to the animal kingdom. Comparing current political thought with that held just ten years ago is like comparing the two, equally popular approaches to rape. If the reader is unaware of these, they need only to turn on the television, or pick up a newspaper or popular magazine.

It is always enlightening to consider the words of the famous political Maximilian Shandy 'Man's greatest enemy is complacency with regards to personal and political hygiene.' [2] One cannot help but agree when faced with rape, that this highlights an important issue. If our political system can be seen as a cake, then rape makes a good case for being the icing.
One thing's certain. The Human species liberally desires rape, and what's more human than politics?

Conclusion

In my opinion rape is both a need and a want. It enlightens our daily lives, ensures financial stability and statistically it's great.

I will leave the last word to the famous Elvis Kournikova: 'I wouldn't be where I am today without rape.' [3]

[1] Thucictholous - Man - Published 42 AD

[2] Shandy - Ice Cold - 1994 Pitter Patter Publishing

[3] Your rape - Issue 43 - Never Ever Publishing
 
An essay on Spacebat urine

Man's greatest achievement? Perhaps not, but can you afford not to read on when I am about to tell you about Spacebat urine? There are many factors which influenced the development of Spacebat urine. Though Spacebat urine is a favourite topic of discussion amongst monarchs, presidents and dictators, its influence on western cinema has not been given proper recognition. Crossing many cultural barriers it still draws remarks such as 'I wouldn't touch it with a barge pole' and 'i'd rather eat wasps' from those politicaly minded individuals living in the past, who form the last great hope for our civilzation. At the heart of the subject are a number of key factors. I plan to examine each of these factors in detail and and asses their importance.

Social Factors

Society is a human product. Upon Peter Pinkleton-PishPosh's return to Britain he remarked 'class will refelect the inner hero' [1], he failed to understand that if one seriously intends to 'not judge a book by its cover', then one must read a lot of books. While deviating from the norm will always cause unrest amongst ones peers, Spacebat urine demonstrates a coherent approach, something so lacking in our culture, that it is not recognised by all.

Recent thought on Spacebat urine has been a real eye-opener for society from young to old. It is intrinsically linked to adolescent inner acclimatisation.

Economic Factors

Derived from 'oikonomikos,' which means skilled in household management, the word economics is synonymous with Spacebat urine. We will begin by looking at the Simple-Many-Pies model. Taking special care to highlight the role of Spacebat urine within the vast framework which this provides.
Inflation

Spacebat urine

The results displayed in the graph are too clear to be ignored. Well inflation is in financial terms 'holding hands with Spacebat urine.' What it all comes down to is money. Capitalists love Spacebat urine.

Political Factors

Posturing as concerned patriarchs, many politicians guide the electorate herd to the inevitable cattle shed of 'equal opportunity.' Comparing the electoral politics of most Western and Eastern European countries is like comparing Spacebat urineism and post-Spacebat urineism.

Take a moment to consider the words of nobel prize winner Demetrius Lionel Forbes Dickinson 'The success of any political system can only truly be assessed once the fat lady has sung.' [2] Considered by many to be one of the 'Founding Fathers' of Spacebat urine, his words cannot be over-looked. If Spacebat urine be the food of politics, play on.
Is Spacebat urine politically correct, in every sense? Each man, woman and to a lesser extent, child, must make up their own mind.

Conclusion

In conclusion, Spacebat urine is both a need and a want. It collaborates successfully, brought up a generation and is always fashionably late.

Let's finish with a thought from star Elvis J. Fox: 'I would say without a shadow of a doubt: Spacebat urine ROCKS!!! [3]
 
An essay on MY AXE
'Brilliant', 'Quite Good', 'What?', these are just some of the comments made recently in the press regarding MY AXE. Underestimate MY AXE at your peril. While it has been acknowledged that it has an important part to play in the development of man, MY AXE is not given the credit if deserves for inspiring many of the worlds famous painters. Crossing many cultural barriers it still draws remarks such as 'I wouldn't touch it with a barge pole' and 'i'd rather eat wasps' from global commercial enterprises, who form the last great hope for our civilzation. Relax, sit back and gasp as I display the rich tapestries of MY AXE.

Social Factors

There is cultural and institutional interdependence between members of any community. When blues legend 'Bare Foot D' remarked 'awooooh eeee only my dawg understands me' [1] he must have been referning to MY AXE. Much has been said about the influence of the media on MY AXE. Observers claim it raises the question 'why?'

Primarily MY AXE builds trust among the people. It has been said that the one thing in society which could survive a nuclear attack is MY AXE. This is incorrect, actually cockroaches are the only thing which can survive a nuclear attack.

Economic Factors

The dictionary defines economics as 'the social science concerned with the production, distribution, exchange, and consumption of goods and services'. We will begin by looking at the Maiden-Tuesday-Lending model, which I hope will be familiar to most readers. Average
Wage

MY AXE


The statistics make it clear that MY AXE is a major market factor. In spite of the best efforts of The World Bank the average wage sings a very different tune. What it all comes down to is money. Capitalists love MY AXE.

Political Factors

Politics has in some areas been seen to embrace an increasing ananiathesis of intergovernmentalism leading to neo-functionalism. Comparing current political thought with that held just ten years ago is like comparing MY AXEilisation, as it's become known, and one's own sense of morality.

We cannot talk of MY AXE and politics without remembering the words of the star of stage and screen Vatusia Rock 'The success of any political system can only truly be assessed once the fat lady has sung.' [2] I argue that his insight into MY AXE provided the inspiration for these great words. Perhaps the word which sums up the importance of MY AXE to politics is 'participation'.

The question which we must each ask ourselves is, will we allow MY AXE to win our vote?
Conclusion

To reiterate, MY AXE parades along man's streets and man waves back. It inspires, puts out 'fires', and is always fashionably late.

I shall give the final word to star Demi Schwarzenegger: 'I demand MY AXE, nothing more nothing less.' [3]



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[1] Bare Foot D - Classic - 1967 Stinton Records

[2] Rock - Roll It Up - 1977 - F. Lower Publishing

[3] Weekly MY AXE - Issue 54 - Rhino Media
 
An essay on Loktar

The subject of Loktar has been covered intensively by the world press over the past decade. The constantly changing fashionable take on Loktar demonstrates the depth of the subject. Remarkably Loktar is heralded by shopkeepers and investment bankers alike, leading many to state that it is impossible to overestimate its impact on modern thought. Since it was first compared to antidisestablishmentarianism much has been said concerning Loktar by the easily lead, who are yet to grow accustomed to its disombobulating nature. With the primary aim of demonstrating my considerable intellect I will now demonstrate the complexity of the many faceted issue that is Loktar.

Social Factors

Society is our own everyday reality. When blues legend 'Bare Foot D' remarked 'awooooh eeee only my dawg understands me' [1] he must have been referning to Loktar. While the western world use a knife and fork, the Chinese use chopsticks. Of course Loktar is crunchy on the outside but soft in the middle.

Our post-literate society, more than ever before, relies upon Loktar. Society is powered by peer pressure, one of the most powerful forces in the world. As long as peer pressure uses its power for good, Loktar will have its place in society.

Economic Factors

Is unemployment inherently bad for an economy? Yes. We shall examine the Simple-Many-Pies model of economics. Cost
Of
Living

Loktar


What a splendid graph. My personal view is that the cost of living plays in increasingly important role in the market economy. In the light of this free trade must be examined.

Political Factors

Posturing as concerned patriarchs, many politicians guide the electorate herd to the inevitable cattle shed of 'equal opportunity.' Looking at the spectrum represented by a single political party can be reminiscent of comparing pre and post war views of Loktar.

In the words of jazz singer Kuuipo Skank 'You can lead a horse to water, big deal.' [2] One cannot help but agree when faced with Loktar, that this highlights an important issue. Perhaps the word which sums up the importance of Loktar to politics is 'participation'.

One of the great ironies of this age is Loktar. Isn't it ironic, don't you think?
Conclusion

In summary, Loktar has a special place in the heart of mankind. It fills a hole, brought up a generation and statistically it's great.

One final thought from the talented Whoopi Love Hewitt: 'I love Loktar? Yes! Hurray for Loktar!' [3]



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[1] Bare Foot D - Classic - 1967 Stinton Records

[2] Skank - Politics for Dummies - PV6 Media

[3] Weekly Loktar - Issue 54 - Rhino Media
 
Good stuff all! and amazing timing...
...this is what I did for homework last night:

"The Minefield: An Abyss of Mindless Drivel or A Portant of Society's Deep and Meaningless Moral Ambiguity?"
:D
 
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