An MF referendum on Scotland

[Dr Dave]

What have they done to you?

 

[Seph]

BEING PART SCOTTISH MYSELF I BLAME THEM FOR ALL THAT IS WRONG WITH MY LIFE.

 

[Cassie]

But they have ponies, cute little ponies.

 

[Dirk Funk]

Never heard of Scots being called Jocks before, but I thought Limeys were the Brits in general, not just the English.

Well, I just googled ethnic slurs and that came up for Scottish. It was either that or sheepfucker.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I'd personally be highly annoyed if you referred to the Scots as sheepshaggers. That's what you're supposed to be calling the Welsh.

 

[Cassie]

You got a pretty baaaaaah.

 

[CaptainWacky]

There's only one kind of barnyard animal I fuck and I think you all know what that is...

 

[Dirk Funk]

I'd personally be highly annoyed if you referred to the Scots as sheepshaggers. That's what you're supposed to be calling the Welsh.

What sort of animal do the Scors prefer then?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Oh, they're far too drunk to be able to screw anything, but I suppose if they had a choice it'd have to be one of today's modern super animals, like the flying squirrel, or the electric eel.

 

[Dirk Funk]

Oh, they're far too drunk to be able to screw anything, but I suppose if they had a choice it'd have to be one of today's modern super animals, like the flying squirrel, or the electric eel.

What about a badger?

 

[Seph]

goatshaggers

 

[Cassie]

Goats are adorable.

 

[Seph]

and great shags.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Don't I know (sh)it!

 

[Seph]

well quite wacky... its ur heritage be proud.