AN ODE TO CAPTAIN WACKY

[Gagh]

OH WACKY
WACKY WACKY
THE MASTER OF THE TOP TEN
HOW THE CANCELLATION OF CAT CLEANERS HAS HURT US ALL
WACKY WACKY
WHEN IT SEEMS ALL IS DONE
IT IS YOU
WHO SAVES US
WITH YOUR METAL FEET
YOUR FIRM AND SPICY GHERKINS
MERRY CHRISTMAS
CAPTAIN WACKY
THE MAN WITH ALL THE ANSWERS
WHEN IT COMES TO FRUITY YOUNG LADIES
OCH NO
NICOLA STURGEON
LOL

 

[Dr Dave]

I give it a 7 out of 10.

 

[Gagh]

I WILL RESORT TO BRIBERY FOR HIGHER GRADES.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Nicole Sturgeon is unlikely to make the Wacky Hot One Hundred. And don't let Salmond near any of them!!! (he's a rapist)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

THIS JUST IN CHRISTIAN BOUGHT A USED NINTENDO SWITCH ON EBAY WITH ALL HIS OWN MONEY.

ALSO WACKY IS A GODrdfgafsdg

 

[I Love Cunt]

Wacky rubs all the butter on the biscuits
or something like that

 

[Mirah]

I wish Gagh would make an ode to CaptainWacky
He is the best!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I genuinely do wonder if Christian still owns TrekBBS. But not enough to actually do any investigating.

 

[Gagh]

Christian sold it, and spend the proceeds on medical research to have an original X-Box implanted into his face LOL NOW HE TELLS HIS WIFE TO CALL HIM MASTER CHIEF

 

[whisky]

That whole place seems a lifetime ago, well my kids lifetime to be exact.

 

[Dr Dave]

I WILL RESORT TO BRIBERY FOR HIGHER GRADES.

Good man!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Remember when I had a "Stone Cold Steve Austin" alt on TrekBBS and I posted "lol Kes is fat" fifty thousand times one night.