An open apology to Bin Laden lovers everywhere

Hambil

I AM A GOLDEN GOD
I am sorry I wanted to take one day of happiness. I will immediately go back to being miserable and discontent and bitching about healthcare and hugging trees, while I contemplate the evil in my soul for even briefly enjoying the death of a mass murderer.

Boo America! Obama Sucks! We want better healthcare! The death of anyone is nothing to celebrate! Now they will hate us even more! It was all our fault anyway for 50 years of horrible politics in the middle east! It's was all about oil!

My only true regret is that I can't go back in time one day and flog myself the instant the momentary happiness began.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
They sell psychic hair shirts on eBay for that.
 
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