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And the Moron award of the quarter goes to…

Sarek

Vuhlkansu Wihs
Reverend Phelps!

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Who you say?

First off, the poll was slightly misleading. This wasn’t “the most votes wins†kind of poll. This was the “biggest moron to make the least amount of impact while attempting to troll TK†kind of poll. In the case of this poll, the most amount of votes went to the biggest loudmouth on the site. The least amount indicated a member who left everyone scratching his or her head and wondering “who?â€

“Reverend Phelps†came to us in early June under a name that had a pretty good potential to create a bit of havoc at TK if used properly. There’s quite a few military and ex military members posting on the site and a few are more than angry over the real Reverend Phelps and his anti gay/anti military stance.

Our “Reverend Phelps†got off to a good start. Sadly, it was a false one. Unable to maintain the persona and the anti gay rhetoric, “Reverend Phelps†stormed off in a dramatic “Goodbye, thanks for being a fan and you all suck†thread in which he (at length) chastised a hand full of members that had managed to really tweak his ass.

http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/showthread.php?t=55712

As is usual with morons of this caliber, “Reverend Phelps†parting “shots†also included a promise to never darken the doorsteps of a board where HE had so successfully trolled the entire membership.

Reverend Phelps said:
I am writing this post to let you know that I have officially owned (That is PWNED for you idiots that are stuck on geek speak) Troll Kingdom. While I have had my fun posting under the name Reverend Phelps, all good things must come to an end.

Now I leave you with my goodbye. You have no longer the need to fear me, I will not be on this board to troll you anymore. I have succeeded and I find it best to go out while on top. As most of you know, we are working on a new board. When it is up, we will let you know. Feel free to stop by, I will need to mop the floor.


Sincerely,
I Hate You

He lasted 4 days.

The fact that “Reverend Phelps†made a comeback to TK in such short order is indication of both his desire for attention and his complete and total ownership by Troll kingdom and not the other way around.

On a secondary note, bad dog, you’re a moron and not everything is about you. ;)
 
Maybe when you do the next poll, I will win. MUAHAHAHA
 
Doubtful. I do awards for the biggest morons and the most retarded.

Not the shittiest dual.
 
PoopOnAStick is NOT a dual, I know who it is and you are a fucking retard.
 
Fuck! you dont even know who "Reverend Phelps" is you dumb bastard.
 
bad dog said:
PoopOnAStick is NOT a dual, I know who it is and you are a fucking retard.

You say that about everyone. Now shut the fuck up.
 
I Do know! Sorry, you are just stupid!
 
You say that all the time. Now shut the fuck up.
 
Good fucking luck shutting me up.

It is not my fault that you are a dumbfucker who does not know what he's talking about.
 
You say that about everyone. Now shut the fuck up.
 
You might stop and think for one second that I co-admin a board full of your favorite trolls ;)

get a clue dude.
 
So? You say that all the time. Now shut the fuck up.
 
Nope , you are doing a great job of making yourself look like an ignorant dumb fuck.
 
You say that all the time. Come up with something new or shut the fuck up.
 
I would take this award as an honor is it came from someone who actually was worth a shit. However I am glad to see I still have an effect on you even though I have not been around much. Thank you Sarek, thank you for being a fan.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
 
^Who are you again?
 
Phil McCracken said:
Apparently, the winner.
Recognition is due...........:P

How easily I forget.

He truly was deserving.
 
Phelps=Loopy, not that it matters. The TWer's are pretty much interchangeable, same stupid template and all. Quick, challenge my sexuality and call me Ron.
 
Reverend Phelps said:
I would take this award as an honor is it came from someone who actually was worth a shit. However I am glad to see I still have an effect on you even though I have not been around much. Thank you Sarek, thank you for being a fan.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


And he continues his unspectacular run with the old tried and true "YOU TEH SPOKE MY NAME MEANING I WIN AT TEH LIFE YAY" response.

Truly riveting stuff here, folks.
 
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