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Ange, just so you'll know

Ange said:
It sure is Easy to own you here though. you are so rich and the owner here is begging my friends to buy this BB. I was sent to check it out. not much here. members who post like little kids and Fat obese hogs like you living in your daydreams..


Later Miss Piggy...Go Eat till I Call for you. you Ange's beetch now. learn it and live with it, or beg your friends to cum protect you!
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What makes you think you own me or anyone on a message board? Do you even know how retarded that sounds?

Who asked you and your friends to buy this board?
 
Ange said:
Oh god, the comic book crew is here.

I been ignoring my guests watching the laker game. guess it is time to go

please wait here with miss piggy,

that is all, you are both dismissed.
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Wait ... you have guests at your home and you have been ignoring them to post non-stop on a message board?
 
eloisel said:
Wait ... you have guests at your home and you have been ignoring them to post non-stop on a message board?
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Oh sure, they're right here...you want to talk to them? Ummm, they just went in the other room. They're on the phone. They went to the bathroom. They actually just left in a hurry, they forgot they had an appointment. You wouldn't know them. They're Canadian. They don't speak English. So ummm, kthnxbye!
 
HEY ANGE!

Mentalist said:
Just so we're clear I'd rather set fire to my own testicles than sell TK to you.
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That's Mentalist, the board owner, to the last retard who piped up spouting shit about buying the board. I don't think he's in the selling mood.
 
eloisel said:
1) I have my own island in Tonga. That trumps your friend's condo/summer house in Costa Rica that you share with a co-worker of yours.

2) I have a real friend who runs an airport. He is also a diving instructor and he likes to take his students out to my island for diving holidays - lots of caves and humpback whales. They pay my way for me to holiday on my island as their use fee. That trumps your fake friend's fake 1/2 a million dollar yacht.

3) I have a real daughter - not one I have to pretend to be - and she is an awesome person with an awesome, exciting, fun life. That trumps your schizophrenic online personalities.

4) I have a real job working with interesting people who are movers and shakers. They are the kind of people you hear about in the news. That trumps your "I'm a nurse" bullshit any day.

5) And, because I have my own island, I am Empress Eloisel. In case you haven't guessed it, Empress trumps Queen.

Now, go out and get a life of your own. I'm using mine.
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Yeah, A Empress in her own mind. You look like those Fat Pigs From Tongo. You Don't Own Shit Except For A Giant Belly!
 
eloisel said:
3) I have a real daughter - I make lot's of money entering here in the pig contests at the county fairs. plus lots of freaks like us obese girls. my daughters pussy is my money maker, KachingBTW I am Empress of all those big fat Tonga women.
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Drag that Fat Ass Out ofbed and make your Queen some breakfast.
 
Ange said:
Drag that Fat Ass Out ofbed and make your Queen some breakfast.
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If you would like for me to make you breakfast, then ask nice. I can make that happen. Send me your address and I'll have someone drop by with your meal.
 
Kitty said:
It's in the phone book.

http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/showpost.php?p=1840005&postcount=10
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Oh my. However, Angearl will have to ask me nice and send me his/her/its contact information personally. I'd hate to send someone by just to discover it was old or otherwise incorrect information. Plus, I'd like to make certain Angearl is there when the delivery person arrives. No one likes cold food that has been left sitting on the front porch for a long time.
 
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