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Anisette

Cassie

Touching the monolith
Staff member
So.. got a bottle of this stuff for a clam recipe, but only needed a couple tablespoons. SHOULD I SEE HOW DRUNK I CAN GET IN THE NEST FEW MINUTES? It's kinda yummy and sweet like liquid licorice and it's warm going down like (good) cough syrup. mmm already had TWO SHOTS.
 
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4 SHOTS.
 
Just remember to rehydrate -- that'll be one nasty hangover if ya don't. ;)
 
6 shots Cassie is feeling it already. Had trouble spelling "shots"
 
An Almond Joy might go well with it right about now.
 
I was thinking about that unopened bag of Frito's on the table OVER THERE.

I love almond joy, but hardly EVERA get one. I also like those Zero candy bars.
 
I've been into those bags of Hershey miniatures lately -- OMIGOD KRACKEL.
 
Alright, I've had 8 shots now and I think it's time to stop. How come people can't spell when they're dunk? They must be much more drunk tha I am and I AM DRUNK NOW. If I don't show up in the chat tonight I'm probably asleep.
 
I need to make an "LOL DURNKL" smiley.
 
^ that was supposed to be for at cassie, but when eggs jumped in ahead he made it look like i was being a sarcastic bastard regarding smileys. so interpret it however you think it's funnier.
 
THE 8TH SHOT IS NOW KCIKING IN. i SEE MY SPELLING GETTING WORSE AND i CAN'T BE ARSED TO FIX IT. That is probably why people spell so badly when they're dunk. I"m making a huge effort to not spell things wrong now, with the help of Firefox spell check thingy. (left the misspelling "kciking" in to make a POINT)

ALSO CONTEMPLATING ONE MORE SHOT FOR GOOD MEASURE.
 
CASSIE SASSY PANTS DONT PASS OUT YET
I have to work soon and dont wanna miss the druknle post ZOMG!
 
CASSIE IF YOU PASS OUT NOW YOU'LL MISS THE MEN'S FREE SKATE LATER!

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oh HELL...what time?
(Please say after 8:30 our time!!)
 
I haven't been this drunk in a LONG time. Everyone will think something is wrong with me when they get home. WHAT WAS i THINKING? My ears are hot, and my face is warm, lol.

Also I love all of you, and I was thinking how funny it would be to tell you I love all of you because everyone does that when they are drunk! I'M GETTING ONE MORE SHOT.
 
I wonder if Johnny will still try to do the quad, or NOT.
 
I wonder if Johnny will still try to do the quad, or NOT.

I hope NOT. He's better when he does a flawless routine without the pressure of the quad. But you never know, it's up to his mood. ;)

Anyway, Pleshenko has this thing wrapped up with his quad loop-triple loop-triple loop combo. As long as Evan Lysecek doesn't get gold I'll be happy. :D
 
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