Anne Hathaway and James Franco to host Oscars

[Tisiphone]

Yes, please.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She has a nice face.

 

[headvoid]

James Franco may be up for an award for 127 hours - so I am not sure of the precedents in place for people who host to also receive...

 

[Robert "Monkey" Loggia]

Yeah... because those two are such funny comedians.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

They are both good musical performers, which should help the opening number.

Also they are pleasant to look at and wank over, which will help kill time during the dance tributes to Best Original Score, and the documentary awards.

 

[Tisiphone]

^Exactly.

 

[Tisiphone]

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[Dr Dave]

I honestly don't care who hosts, I won't be watching. I dislike award shows.

 

[Tisiphone]

But...but, it's James FRANCOLICIOUS

 

[Dr Dave]

But it's an award show.

I don't need to see Hollywood wank over it's self for several hours.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'll watch if Natalie wins.

 

[whisky]

I hope there will be some really unfunny jokes that die on their arse this year.

 

['Gear]

Ahh yes...Anne Hathaway. The Julia Roberts-esq, horse-faced, pseudo-beauty of these our modern times.

I think I'll keep my carrots and sugar cubes close thank-you-very-much.

 

[Tisiphone]

Damn...didn't know there was Anne Hathawayhaters. I love her.

 

['Gear]

Damn...didn't know there was Anne Hathawayhaters. I love her.

I like girls with appropriately sized and numbered teeth. It's also nice when a girls eyes are the right distance apart.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It's funny...I never even thought she had any abnormally large or small features until someone comes along and disparages her. She seemed just fine to me.

Well I did always think she had big eyes. BECAUSE SHE DOES AND ITS NOT A BAD THING.

 

[The Tomtrek]

She's quite nice!

 

['Gear]

No problem. Just not my cup o' tea.

Watch your carrots and apples if shes within chomping distance though...

 

[Robert "Monkey" Loggia]

I don't see the horse thing at ALL.

 

[Donovan]

Lots of Hollywood types have that horsie look with the veneers they get. I found out when my ex got some that the more expensive the veneer the thinner they are, so when low-tier celebs get them sometimes they end up looking like a mouthful of chiclets...