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Anne Hathaway is CATWOMAN

First image of Anne as "Catwoman" leaked...



In what's being called a "bold" move her character will actually be named "Hatwoman" and she'll just sit in that position in the corner of the screen throughout the entire movie, no matter what's happening. None of the other characters will acknowledge her presence until near the end when Alfred will glance over at her for a second then realise that he wasn't supposed to and quickly look away. Internet fans will call this a "genius move" by Nolan (except for the ones who have already decided that it's "fucking retarded" without seeing the move) and will come up with all kinds of wild theories as to what it means, until Nolan admits in an interview that "I was drunk when I came up with that Hatwoman idea. HAHAHAHAHA, HORSES ARE GAY!" then jumps out a window.

Heath Ledger was not available for comment, for obvious reasons (he's Australian.)
 
Will she say "hats for bats" every once in a while?
 
I was hoping she would be called twat woman, and have a strategically placed hole in her costume.
 
I hope Christian Bale doesn't shout at her.
 
Its never wise to shout at someone with claws sewn into her costume.
 
ZEKE OFF OF NEIGHBOURS TO PLAY A CHARACTER - I DON'T REALLY FOLLOW BATMAN THOUGH SO CAN'T COMPLETE THIS COMEDY CASTING POST

Tisiphone said:
Will she say "hats for bats" every once in a while?
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The dawning of "hats for cats", surely?
 
Seems to be a lot of people making the transition from neighbours to hollywood lately.

Have they started showing it in LA or something?
 
Zeke will be a re-imaged Penguin who is seen at the 48 minute mark trying to steal some biscuits (people on the internet speculate that they are PENGUIN BISCUITS) from Alfred's kitchen but Alfred casually swings and UMBRELLA at him then if you stay until after the credits the words "ZEKE WAS THE PENGUIN" flash up screen for a fraction of a second
 
OMG IT'S ZEKE'S 19TH BIRTHDAY NEXT WEEK!

Does he still look like Judy Garland or has he turned at all manly?
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
OMG IT'S ZEKE'S 19TH BIRTHDAY NEXT WEEK!

Does he still look like Judy Garland or has he turned at all manly?
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He's only 18? Shit...

He's in my av, btw. You be the judge. :)
 
Kind of a cross between Judy and unimatrix7. ;)
 
He looks like the homosexual predators dream, im saying from lack of experience...
 
Does the homosexual predator had three pink lasers for his targeting sights?
 
It's more like a GAF ViewMaster with electronic zoom.

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I had one of those as a kid, in fact I think it may still be under my bed at mums.

Had loads of the wheels, but the only ones I can remember where the flintstones (recreated in model form) and space 1999.
 
I had a Caspar the ghost one.
 
There may also have been thunderbirds.
 
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