Love Child
One Love
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Annoying Phrases
- Thread starter Love Child
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"It is what it is".
Fuckin' duh. It's never what it isn't.
Fuckin' duh. It's never what it isn't.
Love Child
One Love
Theme music from any morning news show television or radio.
Love Child
One Love
Hive mind
"When all is said and done..."
Well if you're summarizing it, apparently not all was frickin' said, was it!
Well if you're summarizing it, apparently not all was frickin' said, was it!
Nobody needs a whole case of the fucking things. One is more than anybody wants.
Love Child
One Love
Or anything really to do with "Monday" Seriously, it happens every week-get fucking used to it!
Sadistic Bastard
No Mercy
New and Improved!
Which is it. If it is improved then it existed before, and is therefore not "new".
Which is it. If it is improved then it existed before, and is therefore not "new".
Stunning. When someone describes a woman as 'stunning', I imagine guys turning, looking at her, then going glassy-eyed for a few seconds while perched right on the razor's edge of losing bladder control.
Sadistic Bastard
No Mercy
I know someone like that, but yes, it's rarely warranted.
I think I've seen one woman, ever, who fit that word. 6'6", pinup figure, angelic face, Bettie Page hairstyle, black mini-dress, stiletto heels. Met her at a party, she poured me a glass of mead but demanded a kiss in exchange. Yes, I ended up fucking her, which is how I know that yes, she was 100% female.
But that first look, yes, 'stunning' absolutely 100% fit her, because I was literally stunned. Stood there staring like a deer caught in hi-beams.
But that first look, yes, 'stunning' absolutely 100% fit her, because I was literally stunned. Stood there staring like a deer caught in hi-beams.
jack
Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
You should try having yours wired shut.
"At the end of the day..."
When did somebody decide that's when a situation is concluded?
When did somebody decide that's when a situation is concluded?