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Annual Black Friday reminder
- Thread starter CaptainWacky
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Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
When I was young I would get up super early to stand on line for U2 tickets or to get in the Broadway ticket lottery for $20 same-day seats to hit shows. But I never camped out for an iPhone or a game system or a holiday sale for a lot of crap I can buy online for slightly more and never leave my cozy bed.
The Question
Eternal
Black Friday minus casualties equals disappointment.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Words to live by.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
I'd say Black Friday is when you see Americans at their worst, but the world has been seeing America at its worst on a daily basis for the past 3 years.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
It's a MMA move that The Undertaker started using and called "The Hell's Gate." Clearly the woman didn't apply it properly since the other didn't tap or pass out!
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
STILL GOOD ADVICE THIS YEAR while obeying local lockdown (more like cockdown!) rules.
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Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
2020: "Hold my beer..."
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
At least Trump had to sit at a stupid little desk for some reason. That'll teach him!
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Still as true as ever, June.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Are there still any stores to shop in?
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Dr Dave
pillzlol
I got socks this year and some stuff for a couple of my nephews
Mirah
I love you
Now I want to watch the B in 23.
So was this year the first year that stores did not open at midnight? Were more stores closed than normal so employees could spend time with thier families or wank or whatever?
Also there is a company that sells a special beer on Black Friday only. ARE THEY THE ASSHOLE FOR DOING SO? People wait in line in the cold for this special beer. WTF. I mean I get it, but also, come on don't be jerk faces. Do it other times of the year too or something.
So was this year the first year that stores did not open at midnight? Were more stores closed than normal so employees could spend time with thier families or wank or whatever?
Also there is a company that sells a special beer on Black Friday only. ARE THEY THE ASSHOLE FOR DOING SO? People wait in line in the cold for this special beer. WTF. I mean I get it, but also, come on don't be jerk faces. Do it other times of the year too or something.