Another drunken sister moment

[Tisiphone]

We went out Sat. night, and after mixing a little Xanax with about ten Jack & Cokes, my sister fell off the curb and twisted her ankle. Classic.

 

[CaptainWacky]

At least she didn't twist her tits!

 

[Tisiphone]

No, we had the drag queens do that for us.

 

[whisky]

More details please

 

[Tisiphone]

Slowly the memories come back....

 

[Sadistic Bastard]

This is why you take a film-crew along with you...

-SB

 

[Tisiphone]

I'm surprised none of this has been posted on youtube since I wanted complete strangers to film it. Alas, no go.

 

[Gagh]

At least she didn't twist her tits!

Let's twist tits again, like we did last RAPEDAY.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Did she wake up with a strange penis in her vagina?

 

[Tisiphone]

^Yeah, her husband's. <g>

 

[Sadistic Bastard]

Loose, KY lubricated, Pass-out inactive partner sex:
Yet another reason that a Taser at the right moment is a "must have" when dating...

-SB

 

[curiousa2z]

we live a long ways from each other, right?

 

[Tisiphone]

*snickers*

 

[CaptainWacky]

People still get married? How quaint.

 

[Gagh]

I WILL FIGHT TK FOR PIX OF TISI AND OTHER CHIX.

 

[Dr Dave]

We went out Sat. night, and after mixing a little Xanax with about ten Jack & Cokes, my sister fell off the curb and twisted her ankle. Classic.

That just seems ill advised.

 

[Gagh]

I would imagine that's the whole point.

 

[Sadistic Bastard]

we live a long ways from each other, right?

It's not just the "clench", it's the expression on their face as their eyes fly open and they start swearing...

-SB