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another thing about ROTS

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
When Obi-Wan drops down for his fight with General Grievous he says "hello there!" This is of course the first line he speaks in episode 4 (to R2.)
 
Of course the line 'Suck my Jedi balls, you MMMMMMMMMMMMMAMMMMMA-JAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMA' was considered by Lucas, but eventually rejected.
 
He's a ROBOTIST. ever since R4 got decapitated he's been indifferent.


OF COURSE THIS PROVES THAT YODA IS REALLY A SITH AND IS THE REAL MASTERMIND OF EVERYTHING AND HE OBVIOUSLY GAVE PADME POISIOn as she waS GIVING birTH BUT SHE FORCE PUSHed HER LUKE AND LEIA INTO HOOPLA ARMS AND YODA HAD TO PRETNED IT WAS ALL KOSHER AND ON THE LEVEL THEN AISLEYENE BUST IN AND SAID YOU BETTER KNOW YOURSELF YODA BUT HE WAS ALLREADY DOING A GAY CGI DANCE THAT LU-CASH MADE HIM DO FOR SHIT AND GIGGLES THEN MOG MALLY THE SPACE CAT WALKED IN AND WENT MEOW MEWO AND USED HIS LIGHTSABER EYES TO CUT A HOLE IN THE DECK PLATING OF THE TANTIVE VI AND MATTHEW FROM SOOTY AND SWEEP POPPED UP AND HIS GINGER BEARD RADIATED THE CAPSULE GIVING LEIA SPECIAL POWERS AND SHE OPENED HER EYES CLOCKED PADME WENT HET MUM YOU'RE PRETTY AND THEN IT WAS ALL OVER AND R4 IS REALLY BOBA FETT IN DISGUISE
 
It all makes sense now....
 
Mentalist said:
He's a ROBOTIST. ever since R4 got decapitated he's been indifferent.


OF COURSE THIS PROVES THAT YODA IS REALLY A SITH AND IS THE REAL MASTERMIND OF EVERYTHING AND HE OBVIOUSLY GAVE PADME POISIOn as she waS GIVING birTH BUT SHE FORCE PUSHed HER LUKE AND LEIA INTO HOOPLA ARMS AND YODA HAD TO PRETNED IT WAS ALL KOSHER AND ON THE LEVEL THEN AISLEYENE BUST IN AND SAID YOU BETTER KNOW YOURSELF YODA BUT HE WAS ALLREADY DOING A GAY CGI DANCE THAT LU-CASH MADE HIM DO FOR SHIT AND GIGGLES THEN MOG MALLY THE SPACE CAT WALKED IN AND WENT MEOW MEWO AND USED HIS LIGHTSABER EYES TO CUT A HOLE IN THE DECK PLATING OF THE TANTIVE VI AND MATTHEW FROM SOOTY AND SWEEP POPPED UP AND HIS GINGER BEARD RADIATED THE CAPSULE GIVING LEIA SPECIAL POWERS AND SHE OPENED HER EYES CLOCKED PADME WENT HET MUM YOU'RE PRETTY AND THEN IT WAS ALL OVER AND R4 IS REALLY BOBA FETT IN DISGUISE

I know, I've seen the movie.
 
What's this "Star Wars" you're talking about?
 
IT'S LIKE STAR TREK ONLY WITH STREET CRED!
 
When Obi-Wan drops down for his fight with General Grievous he says "hello there!" This is of course the first line he speaks in episode 4 (to R2.)

WOW, GOOD EAR WACKY, THAT LINE WAS SO SUBTLE I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT HAVE MISSED IT.
 
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