Another Tisis drunk thread

[Tisiphone]

That's Tiski to you, biatches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Six rum and cokes and my tab was only $9. How could I revfuse?

 

[Yub]

Mother Duck sez QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK

 

[Cassie]

Did you just get home from your wild night when you posted this? OR HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING FOR BREAKFAST?

 

[Loktar]

That's Tiski to you, biatches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Six rum and cokes and my tab was only $9. How could I revfuse?

Your tab should have been $0. You need to shake and jiggle more or get a better husband.

 

[Yub]

VODKA! IT'S NOT JUST FOR BREAKFAST ANYMORE!

 

[Tisiphone]

Loktar, I aren't married.

Cassie, I'm at work like this. HUZZAH

And yes, vodka is always on the menu 24/7 Yub!

 

[Gagh]

PISSHEAD!

 

[Tisiphone]

PROUD OF HIT

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

YAY MAKE SHERRI TELL MICHAEL DOUGLAS THAT SHE WANTS HIM TO BE THE CREAM IN HER OREO COOKIE WITH WHOOPI

 

[Tisiphone]

*spews*

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

At least I didn't make you look at Drew Carey pricing EasyMac with some fat beehive trailer queen.

 

[Tisiphone]

That be thar kind of you.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

NOW MAKE DR. OZ TELL SOMEBODY THAT THEY HAVE COOTIES AND WILL NEED THEIR BONCBONE REMOVED!

 

[Tisiphone]

CIRCLE CIRCLE DOT DOT

 

[Loktar]

Loktar, I aren't married.

Well the first half of my previous sentence still applies then. You should have been shaking, jiggling, "whoring it up" more. You shouldn't have had to pay for drinks.

 

[Tisiphone]

I didn't pay for ALL of them.

And I like paying for my own drinks. Means I don't owe any guy head.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Another Wacky not drunk bump!

 

[Dr Dave]

Congratulations on your drunkenness.

 

[Loktar]

I didn't pay for ALL of them.

And I like paying for my own drinks. Means I don't owe any guy head.

Carry on then. YOU GO GIRL!

Congrats on being drunk.

 

[FBI parte due]

I can't wait until I turn 21 and I can buy ALL THE VODKA I WANT, ALL THE TIME.

That probably isn't very good, is it?