Answer the question that will be asked next

[CaptainWacky]

"Your pants smell of shit!"

56,495,495.59 eels.

 

[Cassie]

How many eels have died at the hands of Ishcabittle?


Macaroni and cheese.

 

[Henoch]

Why did anyone ever think the green shag carpet was attractive??

 

[The Dork Lord]

How many eels have died at the hands of Ishcabittle?


Macaroni and cheese.

What do you want to be when you grow up?


Hitler's frozen brain!

 

[Yub]

What does Wacky keep in his freezer?

Riker's beard!

 

[The Dork Lord]

What will destroy the world?

Not tonight, honey, I have a headache!

 

[curiousa2z]

So are we still on for crashing that Hell's Angels' rave?



Buried in the garden.

 

[FBI parte due]

Where's the last techie they sent to help mm?

Exactly three (3) pounds of hashish-impregnated salami.

 

[Cassie]

What did you feed the visiting Vulcans?

3 sticks of dynamite and a French maid.

 

[FBI parte due]

How did the CIA try to kill Fidel Castro this time?

A sensitive and open-minded attack goose who isn't gay, he just likes getting his nails done, really!

 

[Yub]

Who is Dorklord?

PANDAS!

 

[CaptainWacky]

What are the cutest kind of bear (IS A PANDA A KIND OF BEAR? OOPS, I JUST RUINED IT)?

No, but she DID bite his dick off.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Did Lorena Bobbit ever marry the Pope?

5 bottles of Vodka and a pirated Fantastic 4 movie!

 

[whisky]

How will Loki spend tonight

Not with a bang, but a whimper

 

[Yub]

How would you describe Henoch's sex life?

The colour blue

 

[curiousa2z]

What colour will the moon be when they actually show soccer highlights on TSN?


He didn't quite understand about blowfish.

 

[Cassie]

Why did Ambush Bug go to the hospital?

A box of kittens.

 

[The Dork Lord]

What's for dinner at FBI's house tonight?

The complete and total destruction of the universe!

 

[CaptainWacky]

What do I hope to achieve today?

She died.

 

[Yub]

What happened to Linda McCartney?

ICE CREAM!