Any keepers?

[Sarek]

She's been locked up in my basement.

Naked?

 

[Lilith]

Sure

 

[Blindgroping]

BONC

Lilith! It seems that someone stole your old handle.
I vote CW via Isch.

[edit]nevermind[/edit]

 

[Sarek]

Sure

And let me guess. You didn't get any photos.....

 

[Lilith]

No. But no one enters Lilith's basement with clothes on. How stupid do you think I am?

 

[Lilith]

Lilith! It seems that someone stole your old handle.
I vote CW via Isch.

[edit]nevermind[/edit]

Are you serious?

 

[Neil]

No. But no one enters Lilith's basement with clothes on. How stupid do you think I am?

Not even the plumber? Ick.

 

[Lilith]

I have standards.

 

[Neil]

They relax as you get older. Not sure why.

 

[Sarek]

^Gravity, senility, desperation and indifference. Not necessarily in that order.

 

[Lilith]

Testicles are like breasts. They sag with age if not supported.

 

[Neil]

The heat does that too.

 

[Lilith]

Fuck. Gravity is evil.

 

[Neil]

And how! And you're living in AZ, the devil's busom!

 

[Lilith]

I don't belong here! I'm a Midwestern girl!

 

[Bladev1]

I never accepted the other kissass "invaders". Why should I start now?

OUCH and here I thought we were gonna exchange christmas cards this year

 

[headvoid]

^^^I have to agree with the above poster eggs, that was your least insightful post ever. and that includes all your minefield posts.

 

[Sarek]

^Guess it's a good thing no one cares what you think then.

 

[headvoid]

^Guess it's a good thing no one cares what you thik then.

Freudian slip mate.

 

[Sarek]

Freudian slip mate.

Nope. Stuck key.

And on next weeks edition of "When insults go wrong", we explore the missing tag syndrome.