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Anyone here familiar with monogamy?

jack

Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
I'm about to celebrate my 27th year of it, a little later this month.
 
You mean the board game when you roll dice while moving little shiny things around right?
 
No, that's Trouble, asshat.
 
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lets hope you don't run out of illegal Dog Vitamins Vap - wouldn't want Mrs. V waking out of her 3-decade long slumber to discover she's married to a tiny, wrinkled, cross-dressing perverted Gnome!!!!
 
I'm familiar with origami.
 
jack said:
I'm about to celebrate my 27th year of it, a little later this month.
Congratulations! That is quite an accomplishment.
 
Im familier with mahogony
 
I'm familiar with baloney.
 
I'm familiar with the symphony.
 
Mr. Toad said:
lets hope you don't run out of illegal Dog Vitamins Vap - wouldn't want Mrs. V waking out of her 3-decade long slumber to discover she's married to a tiny, wrinkled, cross-dressing perverted Gnome!!!!
QOTW!!
 
jack said:
I'm about to celebrate my 27th year of it, a little later this month.

Do all those little boys know?
 
I think everyone here is familiar with monogomy.
Jack, does your wife know about all those secret messages you sent me?
 
 
jack said:
I'm about to celebrate my 27th year of it, a little later this month.

Wow, I didn't realize you were a millionaire. To pay someone to stay "married" to you for twenty-seven years.

That's a lot of dough.

Of course, she's probably an illegal alien. Marriage of convenience and all that.
 
jack said:
I'm about to celebrate my 27th year of it, a little later this month.
anybody who isnt shouldnt be allowed to collect welfare or food stamps
 
and another reason is exposed as to why you don't post personal info on TK.
 
sucks to be jack.. that means he's not gotten a BJ for 27 years.
 
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