Anyone Plan to take Stargard to See Santa?

[I Love Cunt]

I do.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Stargard, you will sit on Santa's lap until he gets a hard on, and then the little santa's elves who will really be Asains with large breasts will be laughing at you and flaunting thier breasts at you while they gorge themselves on Turkey meanwhile your wife and her sister will be standing in the background and then the 10 million children will be released and a million youtube videos will begin playing and every single thread you have ever made and every post you have ever made will be read out loud and posted on every wall and all over the mall and that is what will happen.

 

[starguard]

Stargard, you will sit on Santa's lap until he gets a hard on, and then the little santa's elves who will really be Asains with large breasts will be laughing at you and flaunting thier breasts at you while they gorge themselves on Turkey meanwhile your wife and her sister will be standing in the background and then the 10 million children will be released and a million youtube videos will begin playing and every single thread you have ever made and every post you have ever made will be read out loud and posted on every wall and all over the mall and that is what will happen.

:rofl:

 

[jack]

That dark spot on santas lap isnt wine

 

[Internet Troll]

i hope you are joking...

 

[Loktar]

i am a joke...

yes.

 

[Internet Troll]

GO AWAY LOKTARD

 

[Charlemagne]

"Starguard meets Santa Claus". A Troll Kingdom Family(?) Christmas Film.

 

[Homo Erectus]

news at eleven

 

[starguard]

Santa doesn't want to see me this year. His Restraining Order is still in effect!

 

[Love Child]

Wtf

 

[Aquehonga]

:rockon:!

 

[FBI parte due]

Pretty good thread.

 

[Charlemagne]

Meh, not as good as the Turkey Murderers one.

 

[Loktar]

Not even as good as the current I Met Starguard thread.