Colonel Kira's Left Tit
Bearded Belly of Bajor
lol.
"It was meant to be aspirational!" "They weren't supposed to vote on it!"
Then do your fuckin' job and quit wasting your bosses' (that's us) time and money on stupid shit, ya dumb bitch.
I think you mean "inspirational." Aspirational means "having or characterized by aspirations to achieve social prestige and material success. "