"Apology accepted, Captain PAEDO."

[CaptainWacky]

LOL VADER WERE BADARSE.

 

[Gagh]

Vader lived to vanquish all the PAEDOS

 

[CaptainWacky]

YES, everyone Vader killed in the original trilogy was a paedo (even the rebel pilots he shot!) so he wasn't really evil at all.

 

[Gagh]

The biggest PAEDO was R5-D4 though. He liked the look of the JAWAS so much (as little boys & girls) he made himself have a BAD MOTIVATOR or something, so the Jawas would be forced to fix his. Those weren't Stormtroopers that killed them later - it was the PAEDO R5-D4's SUPER-POWERED PROJECTILE DROID SPUNK

 

[CaptainWacky]

YES, he liked being touched up by them and shot his load and killed them you're right he's still wandering the Dune Sea looking for little kids to "BUZZ WHIZZ"

 

[Gagh]

LOL They thought it was really BUZZ WHIZZ bit it was actually BIG JIZZ disguised heavily by binary.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd give you Karma again, but I think I have to wait EIGHT YEARS.

 

[Gagh]

ALL THE CLOUD CITY GUARDS CARRIED DILDOS DISGUISED AS SHOCK STAFFS AND SECRETLY WANTED TO RAPE A WOOKKKIEIEIEIEEKEE. THEY WERE SO CLOSE TO ACHIEVING THEIR DREAM WHEN THAT DUMB BUSTARD NEGRO SH'MON MO FO CALRISSIAN FUCKED IT ALL UP FOR THEM BY DRUGGING VADER, PUTTING A WACKO JACKO GLOVE ON HIM, AND PHOTOGRAPHING HIM IN SOME VERY WORRYING POSITIONS WITH A GROUP OF PERVERTED HOMO UGNAUTS. CALRISSIAN THEN MOONWALKED HIS WAY TO THE DOCKING BAY BEFORE 5000000 STONED STORMTROOPERS ACCIDENTLY LASERED CLOUD CITY TO DESTRUCTION WHILST SMOKING CRACK.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

THE PUNTERS STRIKE BACK i got nuthin

 

[Tempest]

Was Vader a soup nazi?

 

[Tempest]

NO KENOBI FOR YOU!

 

[CaptainWacky]

THE HEIL FIVE.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Hahaha... Gagh said, "whilst". Fuckin' priceless.

 

[Mentalist]

Yeah, it was a great moment! ONE OF THE BEST GRAPADKL::SD a]' F'WEKRF

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

SEARCH KEYWORDS JAWA EWOK INTERRACIAL PRETEEN LOL

 

[Gagh]

MEL BROOKS STOLE ALL THE JAWAS

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

LOL LATE FOR WORK AGAIN LOL

 

[CaptainWacky]

MEL BROOKS IS JEWISH!?!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

JUST HIS PENIS.

 

[Gagh]

Vader knew how to smackdown the kiddy botherers.