April 1st is...

[Dr Dave]

Yell at a bird day.

So if ya see one, YELL AT IT!

 

[Loktar]

FUCK YOU BIG BIRD! THIS AIN'T SESAME STREET THIS IS MY MY STREET!

*punches Big Bird's beak off*

 

[Dr Dave]

I said yell at, not yell at and then assault.

 

[Cassie]

I will only yell at them if they poo on me.

 

[Dr Dave]

What if they poo on your house?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I think this could be some kind of a trick.

 

[Dr Dave]

!?!

 

[Loktar]

I said yell at, not yell at and then assault.

I figured the instructions were open to interpretation.

Anyway you're not the boss of--well then again I guess you are since I sort of followed your instruction.

 

[Yub]

I will not yell at a bird.

 

[Loktar]

I will not yell at a bird.

Why not? I'm sure your bird(wife) yells at you plenty.

 

[Yub]

I will not yell at a bird.

 

[Weevil]

Yell at a bird day.

So if ya see one, YELL AT IT!

HI, you fucking weaklings!