April Fools news stories

[Dr Dave]

Dateline Cassie- Half world famous TK poster Cassie has meet with a tragic day today when her collection of penises was seized by the state board of weights & measures. Under state law a penis collection may only weigh up to 69 pounds.

Asked to comment on the situation Cassie only screamed "KIRK, I want my KIRK!". Cassie has appealed the decision by the state.

 

[curiousa2z]

She'll win!

 

[Dr Dave]

Not against THE STATE!

 

[curiousa2z]

SHE WILL FIGHT THE STATE WITH HER FISTS!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm glad this is an April Fool's joke.

 

[Mirah]

I have an April Fool's News Story. Except its not April Fool's Day anymore.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Not long until the next one!

 

[Mirah]

Is it time yet?

 

[Dr Dave]

I have an April Fool's News Story. Except its not April Fool's Day anymore.

Post it anyway and just call it ur good friday news story.

 

[CaptainWacky]

OR EASTER SUNDAY

 

[Dr Dave]

Or silent Saturday!