Arcade

[JIMMYBANG]

Here. I thought to link it instead of redoing it.

http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/showthread.php?goto=newpost&t=142357

Fits in both threads.

 

[Gagh]

Welcome to Troll Kingdom.

Work it out for yourself, then shut the fuck up, and then fuck off. Preferably for good.

 

[JIMMYBANG]

Wow

You had me there for second when you first met me by shaking my dick.
Then you switched to fucking me with tough talkin script. Will you be my boyfriend.
I think I need a toughie like you to protect my ass from getting gang raped.

My hero. Gagh. <<You choke on big dicks too?

Wow.
You know how to make em pay, huh?
Bet u been hustlin' for years.
What's the fastest you made a trick cum?

 

[Starship Coyote]

Where did I put that popcorn...

 

[Seph]

op2:

 

[Gagh]

Wow

You had me there for second when you first met me by shaking my dick.
Then you switched to fucking me with tough talkin script. Will you be my boyfriend.
I think I need a toughie like you to protect my ass from getting gang raped.

My hero. Gagh. <<You choke on big dicks too?

Wow.
You know how to make em pay, huh?
Bet u been hustlin' for years.
What's the fastest you made a trick cum?

Yep, Dick Clark, Dick Ebersol, Dick Cheney, Dick van Dyke, Dick Butkus, Dick Cavett, Dick Gregory. I've choked on 'em all.

 

[JIMMYBANG]

I happen to know that none of those guys ever had more than 5 inches when hard.
Had you mentioned Dick Beals I may have been swayed with a glimmer of truth, but no.
You sir are a lier.

 

[Gagh]

How about Dick van Patten?

 

[Archibald Nixon]

Don't forget my namesake, Tricky Dick Nixon.

 

[JIMMYBANG]

How about Dick van Patten?

You mean 'ole stumpy?

Everybody knows he was wider than long. Guy was like a wine bottle.

 

[Dershocka]

Now I'll say something stupid.



Something stupid.

 

[JIMMYBANG]

Do you fetch as well, or do you just sit, roll over, and do stupid?

 

[Dershocka]

I poop in the backyard. And, on your momma's face!

OH SNAP!

 

[JIMMYBANG]

You lick dog shit from the sole of my boots while I punch fuck your sister in the ass.

 

[Enkephalen]

I happen to know that none of those guys ever had more than 5 inches when hard.
Had you mentioned Dick Beals I may have been swayed with a glimmer of truth, but no.
You sir are a lier.

It's actually a word per the dictionary:

Lier: noun
a person or thing that lies, as in wait or in ambush.

 

[JIMMYBANG]

as in 'concealment?

 

[JIMMYBANG]

If I may wax seriously here for a moment.

Thrrrrrrp!!!

There. I feel much better.

 

[Gagh]

So should we call you Lawrence or CeeJay while you post from that proxy, "Jimmy"? Would you care to guess how much longer the lifespan that account has?

 

[Seph]

I think Lawrence is ya man in this case.

 

[JIMMYBANG]

So should we call you Lawrence or CeeJay while you post from that proxy, "Jimmy"? Would you care to guess how much longer the lifespan that account has?

The proxy you suggest is an online service provider. Not surprised others use it. Over 100 million do.

As for you associating me, this account, for other people then you're mistaken.

You're just pissed that I dumped you, and now Seph is my new boyfriend. Don't hafta resort to accusing trolls on me to hide how you feel.

Face it.
You were fun, but Seph's cooler.

He goes all out to get my attention.
Like he went to the arcade to beat my 'Beach Party Slots' high score.

Ain't that sweet? Plus he's so cute on cam.