Are lesbians just faking it for attention?

[CaptainWacky]

Obviously homosexual males are for real and it is a perfectly understandable phenomenom, but what about dykes? I reckon they saw all the gay men and thought to themselves "we need to have same-sex relationships too, for EQUAL RIGHTS!" and that's how it started yes that I my theory and I didn't think it through before opening this thread, really.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I think you're on to something here. Notice how many of these equal rights women are also dykes?

 

[Shatter]

:mrgreen: You're definately onto something here.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I doubt lesbians sit at home searching for "Natalie Portman nip slips" on Google AND YET THEY CLAIM TO LOVE TITS.

 

[Shatter]

Why do lesbians sleep with women who look like men?

Because they're faking it!

 

[CaptainWacky]

And the ones who do look like men are faking it too because they know they'll never get a man. Vicious circle.

 

[Cassie]

Are the hot lesbians faking it too?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yep. They really want dick but they hate that they want dick so they hate dick (which they really love.)

 

[Cassie]

everybody wants dick

 

[Loktar]

everybody wants dick

No they don't. I don't want dick.
Well ok maybe just my own dick. Nobody elses.

 

[Mentalist]

And Johnfords!

 

[Loktar]

And Johnfords!

I swear officer, I thought it was a vagina!

 

[Friday]

No. Just...no. :lol:

 

[Mentalist]

Id let you come to my Lesbian club if it hadn't closed in the 80's LOLOMG.

 

[CaptainWacky]

MAYBE THEY DON'T KNOW THEY'RE FAKING BUT DEEP DOWN THEY ARE.

 

[Laker_Girl]

everybody wants dick

And if they don't, they should 'cause it's the BEST!

 

[headvoid]

Lipstick Lesbians are the only ones that are true to themselves. Evry lesbian video I see they appear to be wearing strap ons. This is obviously their own dick envy and not fulfilling any male visual based fantasies.

This thread is visionary. I'm sure if there was a lesbian on this forum they would agree - BUT THERE ISN@T BECAUSE THEY DONT REALLY EXIST!!!!!!!!!

 

[Friday]

If I don't exist, then how did I get here? Am I just a figment of your imagination? Do I exist in some other dimension?

If I don't exist...do I feel?

Oh, the existential angst you've created in my soul! Damn you! Damn you all!

 

[CaptainWacky]

You're not a lesbian.

 

[Cassie]

Lesbians are from OUTER SPACE!

srsly though.. why use a strap on when you can get the real thing?