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Are old people hired to go on buses?

Well, there was the homeless guy who involuntarily voided what must've been his entire abdomen not three feet from where I was standing on a packed train only a week or so after the old-lady incident. But at least that bit of fucknuttery wasn't a group effort (although getting off the train sure was.)
 
I love it that the kid at Taco Bueno gave me a senior discount the other night. I mean, what am I going to do? Beat him up for saving me 40 cents?
 
People young and old move out of my way whenever I give them the eye and bark "I'M GEORGE LUCAS, BITCH!"
 
They don't buy the "Rick James" bit?
 
Not since I got rid of the dreds, no.
 
I can't wait to be old. Dude I would make people soooo uncomfortable! It will be great!
Also, I would prefer "old" people ride a bus and not drive.
 
I'm 33. Like FRODO.
 
The problem with being old is that you might die.
 
CaptainWacky said:
The problem with being old is that you might die.
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Sugar pop, the problem is when you are young, you are just as likely to die, just not necessarily for the same reasons. For example, when you are old, having sex might kill you. When you are young, it has to be really excellent sex to kill you. The good news about that is young people aren't experienced enough to have killer sex.
 
I dont want to die from having sex, either way.
 
There's not much danger of it for me.
 
What could you die from then?
 
boredom
 
See, I'd rather live to an old age then die from killer sex, and the sensationalist headline be splashed in big bold letters across the front page. "Real Sex Doll found naked, doubled over and propped up on its head in a closet. Police are baffled at how the owner of the doll, a 104 year old, 85 pound woman, got the 150 pound doll in that position. The dead woman's only answer is a tight lipped smile."
 
Next on Fox.
 
That's a fucking long headline, if I may say so.
 
That's how we do things here in AMERICA, pardner.
 
It's how we roll

(as the kids say)
 
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