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Are old people hired to go on buses?

eloisel said:
See, I'd rather live to an old age then die from killer sex, and the sensationalist headline be splashed in big bold letters across the front page. "Real Sex Doll found naked, doubled over and propped up on its head in a closet. Police are baffled at how the owner of the doll, a 104 year old, 85 pound woman, got the 150 pound doll in that position. The dead woman's only answer is a tight lipped smile."
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Page 2: "Her vajayjay stopped beating 10 minutes after her heart," said the Coroner's Office.
 
FYI - "My Generation" was released by The Who in 1965. A couple of members of the band are dead and the rest are in their mid-60s. The little video up there isn't far off from what those guys and their 1965 fans would look like now.
 
*accidently bumps the funniest thread of the month*
 
Thats no accident curiousa2z!
 
Are old people hired to live in old folks homes?
 
There was one on the bus today getting thrown about whilst clinging onto the passenger rail. She was like those tumbling plastic monkies you can get.
 
Did it die?
 
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