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Are spiders getting bigger?

whisky

Boobie inspector
Used to be in my house we'd see a spider two inches long and think it was big.

In the last week alone I have had to get rid of three about 5 inches long.
 
Maybe they're eating all the bees and getting fatter?
 
Global warming is going to make them as big as polar bears.
 
They can defend us from HOME INVADERS then.
 
I'm sure there is a website on this phenomenon!

*canned laughter*
 
Also I don't think I'll ever get over the habit of shaking my shoes out before putting them on since I found a fucking scorpion in one once.
 
I found a mouse in my shoe once. Not quite as scary.
 
The spiders are getting bigger and are out to get you!
 
One Christmas I stayed over at my grans and picked up my shoes one morning to find a dead mouse whose face had been eaten off. I thought it was really cool, but no one else was bothered.
 
i once found three mice in a cutlery drawer. I killed them with a slipper and even managed to catch one in mid air before killing it with my foot, encased only in a sock. It wasn't an experience I would rush to repeat
 
One of my cats is a viciously effective born predator so no rodent would survive in my house for very long.
 
I bet I could kill your cat with my slipper.

NOT SO EFFECTIVE NOW EH? IN A GAME OF ROCK / PAPER / SCISSORS / CAT / SLIPPER I WOULD WIN
 
Miaow slipper dead.
 
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