Are squirrels friends?

[Cassie]

There used to be an albino squirrel that lived across the road, in a cow pasture. WELL ACTUALLY IN THE TREES OF THE COW PASTURE OK. Anyway, I'd never seen an albino squirrel before.. I think he must be dead now, and he must not have made any albino babies cause there aren't any little white squirrels running around.

 

[Tisiphone]

I tend to kill squirrels, especially when I'm driving. It's a warning to those fuckers who live in the attic and inside our walls.

 

[CaptainWacky]

THey are nice.

 

[Dr Dave]

Tis, you should train some attack squirrels.

 

[Tisiphone]

Alas, my instinct to kill them overides plans for world domination by using ninja squirrels.

 

[CaptainWacky]

squirrels are mindless animals

 

[Cassie]

they have teeny tiny little minds OK?

 

[CaptainWacky]

No consciousness, or limited.

 

[Cassie]

I just realized the food they eat is bigger then their little brains.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

They're clearly superior to us. Unless maybe we ate a whole chicken we probably wouldn't be eating more than our brains. Then again, when I get take-aways there's a lot. *measures head*

 

[Cassie]

NOT THAT HEAD!

 

[Dr Dave]

I did not know Fuddlemiff was into Phrenology.

 

[CaptainWacky]

They just die anyway.

 

[Cassie]

EVERYTHING DIES

 

[CaptainWacky]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-CiJpv17Zs

 

[Dr Dave]

Things die, then some ass comes along and rapes your corpse.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah, YOU

 

[Dr Dave]

I don't rape corpses!

 

[Tisiphone]

That's not what I heard....Dead men do tell tales!!!!!!

 

[Dr Dave]

Have some pillz