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I vote we nominate Tisi for a prize for taking out the little tulip-bulb-eating , bird-seed-bogarting (I buy it for the BIRDS assholes!) tree rat bastrads!
squirrels make me angry. they make me want to murder things..... make me want to murder small, rat-like things with fluffy tails.
well, not murder them with fluffy tails..... after all, a fluffy tail might not be a particularly effective murdering tool......i'm thinking i should use a crossbow, or a sharp stick, or an anvil dropped from a high place..... but definitely not a fluffy tail. besides..... where would i get a sufficiently dangerous fluffy tail?
hmmmm..... how can i express myself more clearly?????