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Are squirrels the second best animal after cats?

Squirrels are little shits.

Bumblebees are nice. If you do it right, you can even catch one in your hand and pet it for a while.
 
I like squirrels, and unlike cats one of them hasn't decided to run out behind our car every time we reverse it out of the garage lately.
 
I saw a monkey on tv who was adept at retrieving spoons and shit for his disabled owner.

He would go for the spoon and fuck with every single shiny or loud to on the way to and on the way back.

Monkey assistant - Not so efficient.
 
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