Are there too many cute animals and cats on the internet?

[Mirah]

Video of Maya

The list of Maya's toys include:
Salmon, Pony, Hedgehog, owl, fox, bunny rabbit,fish, snoopy, liger, monkey, peace sign, spot, Clifford, drumstick, pig, dinosaur. But I could only remember salmon and I guessed at rabbit-but got it wrong.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She deserves ALL THE TOYS.

 

[Volpone]

A little border collie in her? You got to love the special kind of insane of border collies. My old dog was lab/border collie and she got crazy and unmanageable if someone didn't tell her what to do and make her do tricks on command. New dog is lab/pitbull and she has absolutely no need to do tricks for validation. I've taught her to do tricks and she tolerates it but forgets them as soon as possible. But border collies? "LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT I CAN DO! LET ME SHOW YOU HOW SMART AND TALENTED I AM! TELL ME TO DO THINGS! GIVE ME COMMANDS THAT I MAY PROVE MY EXCELLENCE!"

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Volpone]

Starbuck and Baltar:

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Volpone]

OK. I could not brain how to get the video of Starbuck and Baltar, playing grabass while I was trying to watch TV to upload, so instead: The neighbor behind me has a practical zoo. Once in awhile its denizens encroach on my yard:

(EDIT): I did figger out how to get the video to upload, but it's apparently too large.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Mirah]

OK. I could not brain how to get the video of Starbuck and Baltar, playing grabass while I was trying to watch TV to upload, so instead: The neighbor behind me has a practical zoo. Once in awhile its denizens encroach on my yard:

(EDIT): I did figger out how to get the video to upload, but it's apparently too large.

Wait what do you mean by practical zoo.
Like, "They practically have a zoo out there!" or "Its a zoo and it is practical"

 

[Volpone]

Wait what do you mean by practical zoo.
Like, "They practically have a zoo out there!" or "Its a zoo and it is practical"

It's not literally a zoo, in that they don't have a big sign that says "ZOO" and charge people admission, but they have a peacock and guinea fowl, chickens, rabbits, horses, I think at least one cow, goats, sheep, dogs, and pigs. I guess that's more a farm than a zoo, except for the peacock.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Volpone]

Retro!

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Volpone]

Yeah. That's a grizzly bear cub. Unless we're missing some context (like this is a zoo or animal refuge or something) somewhere there's a mama grizzly that is missing her cub. Get all the dogs in right now and call animal control.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Falconfire]

This asshole..

did this lol
Story goes, I had a situation last week where a friend seriously hurt herself. Wife, I and the kids made the trek to her apartment where I would watch her daughter who is good friends with my kids while wife took her to the ER to get her foot checked out and set. Problem is her two doggos, where only one actually knows me and the other above, never met me, and has SEVERE anxiety to boot. Long story short after settling them down and getting them both to calm down at the big strange man who is now in the house watching their girl and her friends (who they both know my daughters) this asshole sits next to me, cuddles up, then jumps up and nips my face....

Then..... THEN!!!!! she wont leave my side the rest of the night and wants ALL the cuddles and belly rubs and proceeds to fall asleep on me while I am still holding my fucking lip as it bleeds all over ROFLOL.

Needless to say was an eventful night.

Meanwhile my big scarry pitty has not bitten one person in his life and is the absolute definition of a wimp lol (dont mind the wrap... he accidentally tore out his dew claw a couple weeks ago and needed to have it wrapped up to protect it from infections. Hes all better and its already growing back)