Are you ash yet?

[The Dork Lord]

Yesterday and today, my poor yet resilient tummy has gotten nothing but poorly fermented alcohol for nutrition.

But tomorrow, I am going to be sober. Jack, the pied piper, and every single Badlander is going to pay dearly for drawing my attention to them. It shall be a glorious massacre. Like rag dolls on fire.

My gaze will turn you to ash.

When I sober up, that is.

Get over yourself, Paul. Jesus.

 

[Kitty]

Wheres the beastiality choice?

 

[The Dork Lord]

OH FUCK, I KNEW I FORGOT SOMETHIN!

 

[Gagh]

dfgh

 

[SuN]

Nope

 

[Marquis De Sade]

Why are you revealing the man's true name ?

As demonstrated on TurdForge, this can be very dangerous.

 

[Marquis De Sade]

Paul, you're very fucked.

 

[Marquis De Sade]

We're coming for you.

 

[Marquis De Sade]

Uncle Jack is cumming to town.

 

[Sniper Kitty]

I still haven't voted.

 

[Weevil]

I remember. Jack, eloisel and Pickle got ready for some great battle. Then I left for a few days. LOL

 

[The Dork Lord]

Cute AV

 

[Sniper Kitty]

Is it a good idea making Messy tech admin here?

 

[The Dork Lord]

You think he'll have trouble living up to the sterling reputions of Cow and Hambil?

 

[Sniper Kitty]

Let's hope he eclipses them.

 

[Weevil]

The idea that someone will someday in the future say "You know, that Messy is a stable and reliable tech admin" and compare me to others is troll enough to keep me in line.

 

[Sniper Kitty]

Didn't you fuck with a lot of shit and abuse your power last time you were tech admin here?

 

[Weevil]

I was never an admin.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I for one am looking forward to admin fuckery and power abuse!

 

[Sniper Kitty]

^
Me too.


Make Menty regret ever handing you the reins?