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Are you not entertained?

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
 
I dont know...
 
NO.. sometimes.
 
I'm entertained.

....for now....

*wiggles eyebrows suggestively.... suggestive of what remains to be seen.*
 
Gladiator was a good movie.
 
Especially when Nathan Blake took steroids and lactated all over the Undertaker to help him make it 65454454 and Oh!
 
Had to google.
 
It's an old rumour apparantly, that he had to have surgery to fix a lactating nipple due to steroid abuse.
 
I remember The Rock had his man breasts removed about ten years ago, but that could have just been because he's a samoan.
 
Or maybe he JUST EADDA DE WADDERMELON. Perhaps. Samoan. Yes. Taxi for Gagh!
 
MAYBE THE DINGOES ATE YOUR TUNA
 
How did they use the can opener?
 
with their paws
 
And then they laughed while eating your tuna, making your watch while they enjoyed it.
 
THEY WERE IN HUMAN FORM AND XANDER OPENED THE TUNA CAN REMEMBER?

dingoes, hyenas, close enough.
 
HE CAN SMELL YOU, CURIOUSA
 
This is not amusing. Tuna is now an endagered species, and you should all be thoroughly FISHBUTCHERSFISHBUTCHERS ashamed of yourselves BLOODSPURTCUTARTERYBLOCKEDGILLPISCINEMEGADETH in my opinion.
 
LEMMY
 
I prefer real mayo with my tuna.
 
I prefer the souls of my victims with my tuna.
 
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