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As a friend I dont care if you are gay, straight or bi

whisky

whisky

Boobie inspector
I would just settle for sane.
 
Whisky

As a friend I dont care if you are gay, straight or bi
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Your friends might be thinking something similar about you.

Trust no one.
 
What if you're into sheep?
 
I don't think I have any welsh friends.
 
I am sane sometimes. Not always though.
 
As long as we're on the subject, I'd like to state that I don't have white people or black people or arabs, as long as they bathe.
 
what do you mean by 'have'? like.. own them?

coughcrackercoough
 
Sometimes an insane friend or two are fun to have.
Makes me feel more sane.
Its the Narcissists I like to stay away from. They always try to drag you into their shit.
 
Yeah, insane people can be fun in small doses.
 
My ex-to-be dignosed me with Narcissistic Personality Disorder. I was pretty shaken by that because I grew up with her, basically since I was 20. She read a lot about it and decided that it was me. I went to 2 shrinks who disagreed with her, and took a 567 question test that said I do have some narcissistic tendencies, but not to the degree where it could be considered a disorder. Labels can be pretty scary. Shook my shit up, I'll tell you that.

As it turns out, she was just a dirty bitch. go figure.
 
Why do you call yourself Cock?
 
'Gear said:
Why do you call yourself Cock?
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When I first came over here, it was in response to a failed trolling by VKD. I chose 'Cock' so that I could put 'in VKD's mouth' in as my location.

true story.
 
I Love Cunt said:
Why are you interested in what he calls himself?
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I don't know just seemed a little...narcissistic is all.

/rimshot

Full circle ladies and gentlemen. Thank you very much.

Cock - I'm just fucking around.
No offense.
 
Loktar said:
If he was offended would he go off half Cock-ed or full Cock-ed?
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A man should strive to never go off half-cocked.

I'm a full-cocked shooter myself.
 
Cock is probably the best cock VKD ever brought home.
 
you guys can make puns about my name all you want... sniff.. but you should know that sometimes it's hard being Cock.












especially in the morning
 
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