AS GREAT OF A LOVE STORY AS WILLIAM AND KATE IS...

[CaptainWacky]

IT CAN NEVER EVER EVER FOR A MILLION MILLION AND TWO YEARS COMPARE TO DA GREATEST LOVE STORY OF ALL TIME: PHLOX AND ARCHER!!! DEY THEY ARE THE TRUE STAR-CROSSED LOVESR OKAY!?!!? YES WILLIAM MIGHT BE A PRINCE OF ENGERLAND OR SOME GAY PLACE LIKE DAT, BUT DID YOU KNOW THAT PHLOX IS ACTUALLY DA KING OF ALL OF DENUBULIA!? IT IS TRUE I READ IT ON AN INTERNET!!!!!!?!?! AND BEING KING IS BETTER THAN PRINCE OKAY!?! WILLIAM WOULD HAVE TO KISS PHLOX'S FEET BUT HE WOULDN'T GET TO SUCK HIS COCK LIKE HE WANTS TO BECAUSE ONLY ARCHER GETS THAT'S HONOUR AND PRIVALEDGE AND YOU KNOW IT, GIRLFRIEND!!!!! ALOS ARCHER IS MUCH PRETTIER THAN KATE WITH HIS HAIRY CHEST AND BROAD SHOULDERS!!!

 

[Dr Dave]

OH

MA

GOD

!

 

[CaptainWacky]

WHAT'S JUSTIN GOT TO DO WITH THIS?

 

[Cassie]

DOES PHLOX KNOW THAT ARCHER WAS SPOTTED SNOGGING PIPPA UNDER A SPARKLY DISCO BALL? I BET HE DON'T GIRLFRIEND I BET IF HE DID HE CUT HIS SPOTTY WRITS WITH A DULL KNOFE AND THEN WHERE WOULD PHLARCHER BE? DEAD THAT'S WHERE.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I always hoped Phlox would end up with a Cardassian. That way, he would be the pretty one.

 

[The Tomtrek]

I don't know, some of the Cardy women were pretty hot...

 

[CaptainWacky]

PHLOX WOULD NEVER CHEAT ON ARCHER WITH NO DAMN WOMAN. YES HE HAD FIVE HONOUR WIVES BUT DAT WAS JUST TO SPREAD HIS SEED. YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER HIS IS AN ALIEN. HIS DNA WAS DESIRED BY HIS SPECIES SO HE DONATED IT TO HIS FIVE WIVES AND EIGHT HUSBANDS. BUT HE DID NOT ENJOY IT. HE WAS THINKING OF ARCHER THE WHOLE TIME JUST LIKE I AM WHEN I'M NOT THINKING ABOUT JUSTIN BIEBER, GIRLFIRNED!

 

[SaintLucifer]

Fuck me, but someone has to get out more often! WTF?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I don't know, some of the Cardy women were pretty hot...

LOL to be honest, I never pictured Phlox with a Cardy woman...

 

[SaintLucifer]

Someone kill me now. Fucking sad-sack LOSERS abound here.

 

[CaptainWacky]

LOL to be honest, I never pictured Phlox with a Cardy woman...

YOU SHOULD NEVER PICTURE HIM WIT ANYONE BUT ARCHER OKAY STOP INDULGING IN BASELESS FANTASIES!!!

 

[Dr Dave]

What about ones with bases?

 

[Loktar]

ALL YOUR BASE BELONG TO PHLOX AND ARCHER