ask a self stirring mug anything

[self stirring mug]

i know youve been waiting a long time for this thread

 

[Gagh]

Caps Lock?

 

[self stirring mug]

sure i guess

 

[Dr Dave]

Do you enjoy coffee?

 

[Gagh]

[youtube]Geiq0FP13uQ[/youtube]?

 

[self stirring mug]

id drink coffee if its given to me but i never buy/make any for myself

also scatman john is fucking awesome

 

[self stirring mug]

scatman john is literally the only person in the world who can pull off a mustache without looking like a cop or a pedophile

 

[self stirring mug]

maybe danny trejo too but that gets questionable at times

 

[Gagh]

Freddie Mercury as well.

 

[headvoid]

Dennis Franz can do it as well

 

[self stirring mug]

nah dennis franz definitely looks like a cop

 

[headvoid]

No shit, really?

 

[Blindgroping]

How do you self stir?
Is that like masturbation?

 

[Cock]

Freddie Mercury looked like a gay cop.

how about this guy:

 

[self stirring mug]

lol how could i forget about the man who took my diabetes and made it his own

 

[self stirring mug]

No shit, really?

well considering that the qualifiers were cop and pedophile...

How do you self stir?
Is that like masturbation?

its complicated and involves a lot of science

 

[Cassie]

Whose dual are you?

 

[Blindgroping]

Shit Stirring Mug.

 

[self stirring mug]

im just my undescribable, undividable, unique self

 

[Cassie]

Well, you said we could ask anything, you never said you'd answer truthfully!