ASK AMBUSH BUG QUESTIONS!

[Yub]

Right, right..If somebody asks If I'm a god I say yes. So help me if a giant marshmallow man lumbers thru this thread....

 

[Ishcabittle]

 

[Yub]

Dang it all, one day I'll learn to shut my yap.

Quickly, more questions before Mr. StayPuft destroys everything.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He passed the test.

 

[Cassie]

ARE YOU NOW OR HAVE YOU EVER WORN PANTS?

 

[Ishcabittle]

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

 

[Ishcabittle]

Do you think protons are really worth the trouble?

 

[Ishcabittle]

Why am I not getting any results from my power walks?

 

[Yub]

ARE YOU NOW OR HAVE YOU EVER WORN PANTS?

NEVAR! Pants are for you humans.

Sorry, wrong board. Yes, I have.

 

[Yub]

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

Ancient avian telepathy. Takes years to master. Of course it is completely useless. All the big and awesome birds are too snooty to receive my calls. Thus I'm left with the small useless sort. At least I'll always have clean teeth.

 

[Yub]

Do you think protons are really worth the trouble?

You leave them alone, they'll leave you alone. But remember they can smell fear.

 

[Yub]

Why am I not getting any results from my power walks?

Because you're not meant to end them with a chunk of hamburger flavored fat.

 

[headvoid]

Why are you not answering my questions?

 

[curiousa2z]

*wakes up to destruction and mayhem in the neighbourhood:*



OMG!!!


OK WHO CALLED UP MR STAYPUFT MAN??



tsk!!!!

*dials Ghostbusters*

 

[Cassie]

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, is that really amore?

What about when the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Have you seen my eye?

 

[Yub]

Why are you not answering my questions?

I honestly thought I had.

What is your favourite average measure; mean, median or arithmetic?

Mean.

Has your foreskin ever ripped during passionate sex leading you to believe that your penis had broken?

No and I hope it never does.

Which is more evil, the music from Rhubarb and Custard the 1980's UK childrens cartoon or the Mysterons music?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L52idWDN9Nw (rhubard and Custard theme)

and why...

I know the Rhubarb and Custard theme well but as far the Mysterons music goes, what do you speak of? Are you referring to the the Captain Scarlet theme?

Is it possible to die from constipation?

It's possible to die from anything if you do it enough times.

 

[Yub]

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, is that really amore?

No, I'd call that massive head trauma.

What about when the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine?

I'd call that someone spiking your drink with roofies.

 

[Yub]

Have you seen my eye?

The one in your pants? No. And don't show it to me. OR I WILL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT FOLLOWS!

 

[Cassie]

Can you pat your head and rub your tummy at the same time?